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Sunday, June 10, 2012

Nocturbulous

Hey guy's so I've been waiting about a day or two to make this post. Well me and Ching Chong went to see Prometheus.

It was an awesome movie. If you guys haven't seen it you stop reading this head to your local movie theater, sneak in the back entrance, and watch it. Do it faggots. I'm going to try not to give away any spoilers but I've got to say that David is the best character.

Seriously this guy right fucking here. The best, bar none. Hell I'd have just watched two hours of him walking around the ship doing synthetic things. So go watch the movie.

Moving on. Noomi Rapace's character is sterile and there's a scene where she's talking to her boyfriend about it and starts crying. Ching Chong did not understand that scene at all, she even leaned over and asked why she was crying. Try as I might I couldn't. Anyway, as you see from the trailers Rapeface get's infected later on in the movie and cut's it out. In this violent cesarean section scene she has a medical pod cut her open with little to no anesthetic and pull out a horrible squid baby. Ching Chong's face when.

Seriously freaked out as fuck. Clung to my arm for the rest of the movie, actually started cutting off cutting circulation making my hand feel all tingly.

Also one of two of you asked me to show Ching Chong adventure time so she could translate what the rainbow unicorn was saying. Well anyways I showed her an episode and apparently shes "lewd", although I think a better word would be kinky. Because she likes it when the dog bites her.

Finally sometime next month my birthday comes up. I should probably go prepare my body.