>Come home
>Ching Chong is not there to greet me like she usually is.
>Odd
>Hear some crying/whimpering nearby
>See a shape covered in a blanket
>Crying/whimpering is coming from it
>Remove blanket in dramatic fashion
>See this
Well except it was Ching Chong with the Zaku she got for me, but I only have so many images at my disposal.
She had apparently knocked it over while dusting and some parts had come off and she wasn't able to put them back on right. So she did what and rational person would do in this kind of situation. Cry under a blanket hoping you figured out some way to put it back together. To be fair though the manual was in moon runes so you would have to figure out from the pictures which aren't as descriptive as you would like them to be. Anyway I managed to put it back together, though I had to prove to Ching Chong I wasn't mad at her. And there was only one way to do that......
Moving on from that story it's time to tell you how Ching Chong's socialization time went. So what I did this time was to have one of my friends set up a fun group activity. In this case a table top role playing game, the Star Wars one, because those are usually fun sessions and I figure it would interest Ching Chong. So it was her and a couple of my friends.
I'll try to summarize.
>Ching Chong: Human Jedi Guardian
>Me: Wookie Soldier-head of security
>That girl who played patty cake with Ching Chong: Twi'lek Noble-acting as the diplomat
>Another friend of mine: Rodian scout-hired mercenary protection
>The GM: A very patient man
Anyway setting was this. We all started on a Republic diplomatic cruiser that we had been traveling on to a outer rim mining colony. It was during the separatist crisis before the clone wars and we were there to negotiate a new contract between the pro-Republic mining company that owned the planet and some commies who were being courted by CIS scum who need to check their privilege . Anyway we sit down to negotiations and begin drinking anytime the GM has the npcs say the words "compensation", "profit", "slave labor", or "work hazards". Anyways while we're drinking away our boredom one of the worker's representatives started to die. He was poisoned. Now the GM had this big political mystery plot but in our state we decided that was boring as fuck. So we pooled together our limited knowledge and decided that some one high in the Republic must be responsible for the assassination. Then we realized Palpatine was behind it all because Dooku was a Jedi and assassination wasn't in his character.. So we started killing the republic crew members with righteous fury and we took our ship to one of the mining towns to start a revolution that would make Maximilien Robespierr proud. Ching Chong eventually ended up becoming regent of the planet after getting a number of darkside points on her chart. Anyways we declared ourselves separate from the republic and put the children back to work in the mines to prepare the for the coming war.
Some of the highlights were blowing up orphanages tearing people's arms out of their sockets, torturing children in front of their parents in order to get them to talk, chocking people with hands, choking people with the force, chocking people with their own hands that I tore off their arms, crashing a ship into a space station, dropping said space station onto a city, and inter-species rape. All our characters we good though, chaotic good, but good because the Republic was bad. I think the GM was sad we hijacked his plot with drunken shenanigans. Oh well 10/10 game would fuck up his plot again.
I don't really remember too much of what else happened.
