fucking Solomon Spalding and Ethan Smith

So yesterday was......interesting.

To give you some back story Ching Chong's been keeping in contact with my mother by email. Every couple of days they'll write each other something and respond back. Well anyways Mom was talking about how things were going in her church and blah blah blah typical Mormon stuff. Anyways Ching Chong get's interested and looks up some stuff on google. Well anyways she comes across Celestial marriage, which for you unfamiliar with LDS doctrine it's essentially when a couple goes into a Mormon temple and is sealed together as husband and wife for all eternity. Yeah no until death do you part stuff, this shit be permanent. Oh and you'll get to become god's yourself and govern over your own planet and new life yourself. I'm serious, this is what Mormons believe, it's part of the doctrine called exaltation and it essentially amounts to theological trans-humanism. I've told you guys before how Ching Chong is pretty superstitious before right, what with fan death and what not? Well I'm not sure if it was just her tendency for magical thinking or maybe some eastern syncretism thing but well HFW she told me.

She was very excited by the prospect of being together "forever and ever and ever" as she put it. It was then I had to inform you needed a temple recommend, and how to get one. For reference you need

• Faith in and testimony of God the Father, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Ghost,-failed there
• Testimony of the atonement of Jesus Christ.-here too
• Testimony of the Restoration of the Gospel.-Also here
• Sustaining the President of the Church and his authority, and other general authorities and local church leaders.-This too
• Abstaining from alcoholic beverages and hot drinks (things like tea and coffee)-party time
• Paying a full Tithe (10% of your income to the church)-lol
• Living the Law of Chastity.-I don't even need to say anything

Among other things. This was not want Ching Chong wanted to hear. She was pissed. 

I didn't understand what half of what she was yelling and it took about an hour to calm her down. She eventually did though, actually apologizing for her outrage. Then we cuddled for a bit. Afterward I decided to put in the second season of the clone wars and we watched that. Been pretty enjoyable. It's odd when a child's television series is better than the actual live actions movies they're based on. But then again it's pretty hard to do worst than the star wars prequels. 

>INB4 someone says they like the prequels

Get the fuck out you don't know shit about star wars. 

The Dark Night rises will be worse

So time for an update.

>Me and Ching Chong go to see midnight opening showing of the Avengers. 
>All the theatere rooms are for Avenger screenings. 
>We arrive there an hour and a half before the show starts
>Theatere is already half full
>People dressed in costume, Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, and I think I even saw some guy dressed as Giant man/Ant man/Yellow Jacket/Wife Beater/whatever Hank Pym is calling himself.
>We get our seats
>While waiting Ching Chong get's in one of her moods
>Tries to cuddle

>I evade like an employer because there was a fat Thor guy sitting behind us and he was weird
>movie starts
>Dat interaction between Rogers and Stark
>Dat fight between Thor, Iron Man, and Cap
>Dat interaction between Banner and Stark
>Dat scene where the carrier is hit and Banner turns into the Hulk and starts chasing Scarlet Johansson to rape her
>Dat scene when Thor cock blocks him
>Dat death of the son of Coul
>Dat Fury's card trick
>Dat teamwork
>Dat Hulk punching Thor for blocking his cock
>Dat puny god
>Dat Hulk restarting Stark's heart with his yell
>Dat Thanos
>All those schwarma
>MFW

It was a really good movie. How good you ask? So good it made Ching Chong forget I avoided cuddling with her for about three hours.

Then she remembered. I got my shit slapped.

Her new rule is that when she want's physical attention she gets it. She doesn't care who's watching. I also had to be 'punished', for disobedience.

Sorry I haven't posted lately guys. Things have been kind busy since me and Ching Chong are trying to study for finals. Keyword trying, because for me it was like

And on Ching Chong's end it was like.

Anyways after coitus we started watching Toradora! She refers to Ami as the blue haired bitch. 


Not sure what else to say. We'll we're going to see The Avengers on opening day on the 4th. So I'll probably write a post for that.