So I think I posted in one of those yandere threads on /R9K/ that Ching Chong got me a collar. She did, only it wasn't a regular collar. It was a dog collar, with a name tag and address. Although she bought me another collar later when she found out she wouldn't be able to walk me around with a leash outside. So there's that.
However besides from general wedding planning stuff there was one other event that happened. Another girl was ogling me. Or at least she did in Ching Chong's mind. I don't know because I don't really pay attention to other women.....yeah that's why.
Anyways we were in the canned foods aisle at a local grocery store. I was bending down to pick up some canned chiles when suddenly Ching Chong steps in front of my ass. "This isn't a show bitch, he's mine" she said to a highly disturbed shopper. I turn around to see what's up and Ching Chong is giving this look of hatred and aiming to throw a soup can at some blondish woman, maybe in her early thirties or late twenties. Anyway the woman turns three hundred and sixty degrees and starts backing away, fear apparent in her eyes. Ching Chong then puts down her bitch stoning soup can back in the cart and tells me let's go. Of course the rest of the time there at the store she periodically feels me up. Anyways when I get home I ask her what the fuck happened. I might have asked right after the incident, but I know better than that.
So once she explained the situation to me I asked if she thought it was really necessary to threaten that woman. She started giggling and saying, "but Anon it's a sin to covet your neighbors property". I replied that it was also considered a sin to have pre-marital sex. She said "it doesn't count when it's your property", and then started giggling again. Then she told me prepare for my punishment for talking back. All in all a good day.
