Monday, October 31, 2011

All the trick and treaters were demoned away.

So Trick or Treating is done here guys. We only got fourteen kids and a drunk guy, such is life in an apartment complex. Got a couple of stories though so I'll share those tomorrow. Anyways me and Ching Chong are going to go watch the Cotton Drifting Chapter of Higurashi, which I acquired through completely legal means. Yes. So yeah reaction story for that tomorrow.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Arachnid Avengment

Hey guys I just wanted to say thanks for the support. Ching Chong and me are okay. We've been talking and things are better I guess. I'm going to talk to my doctor and see if there's anything I can do to augment my sex drive. Meanwhile Ching Chong is going to start regulary masturbating again. Yes with my boxers again. Which I'm okay with, better than them just being trophies. Now as for Ching Chong's troubled history I suggested she maybe see a psychologist. She did not care for that suggestion very much, as she did not feel she could comfortably talk to a profesional about those things. Which is a very weak sort of excuss but I'm not going to try and force her to see someone. Mostly for two reasons, the first being I have no real authority to force her to do so and the second being the fact that forced intervention has lower success rates than someone seeking help voluntarily on their own time. I trust that if she feels she needs it she go in on her own time. One thing I did, or tired to at any rate was inform that if she feels anything is wrong in our relationship that she should come and talk to me about it instead of keeping it to herself.

Oddly though things have been pretty calm around here. It's almost like it never happened. Ching Chong is in a very happy mood (pic below related). Which worries me that she's proably repressing something. However part of it proably comes from the fact that she's going to dress up as Spiderman in a few days as well as the upcoming Thanksgiving trip.

Speaking of which I finnally told my parents about me and Ching Chong. I didn't tell them about any of the things that had happened recently of course. I also left out a few of her more eccentric tendencies. But things went better than expected. Mostly because they already knew, as my sister had let it out of the bag. Not on purpose of course. But my parents were able to pick up on it. I'ld actually expected a moralfaggotry speech from my mother about living together, yet for whatever reason I didn't get one. Proably shouldn't complain about that.

Let's see what else. Well Ching Chong's picked out her new classes for next semster. Among them she has Poli Sci 101and World Religions. So I'm pretty sure she'll bring home some a few interesting stories from those. Oh yeah she found a another spider.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

So guys I talked to Ching Chong today about the sex and boundaries issue today during breakfast. Let me give you some background though.

>Get home on Friday
>Ching Chong wants sex
>Have sex
>Again
>Post CD incident on blog
>Sleeping in bed with Ching Chong
>She grabs my cock and starts giving me a hand job
>Try to say I don't really want or need one right now
>She slaps me and yells at me until I let her continue
>Finishes and eventually we drift off to sleep
>Wake up on Saturday, go to work, okay day
>Come back home
>Ching Chong's face when


>Sex
>More sex
>Feeble protest
>Angry yelling
>More sex
>Penis feels sore
>Sunday
>Repeat Saturday
>Monday comes around only have sex once because I couldn't achieve an erection after

So that's where we were at today. Well I figured I needed to stand up and try and lay some rules and limitations. It went...uh...oddly.

>Sit down to breakfast
>Ching Chong is talking about weather, spoiler it's hot for fall
>Anyways I just out and ask why she's been so hyper-sexual
>She becomes concerned and thinks I'm not getting physical pleasure from her
>Asks what she can do to make me have a better time
>Tell that her technique is fine I just don't think we should have so much sex
>She becomes despondent
>Tells me I should just go fuck my "new whore"
>Stands up and runs to her room
>Da fuck
>Slowly stand up and walk to her room
>Her door is closed but I can hear loud sobs from behind it
>Knock on her door
>She yells at me to go find my whore
>Knock again
>no response
>Knock again
>no response
>Open the door
>A large plastic bag lies on the floor and I see her on her bed crying into a pile of my lost boxers
>Walk over to her and try to put a hand on her shoulder
>She shys away and clutches the boxer pile tightly
>Sigh and sit down on the bed
>Ask her if she knows I love her
>Small sound I can't make out
>Ask her again
>quiet yes comes out between sobs
>Tell her that I would never cheat on her and that I would never let anything hurt here
>She pulls her face out of the boxers, eyes red and puffy
>Ask here to tell me what's bothering her

To give you guys the short version
>Her Mother gets pregnant with her
>Doesn't want to have sex with father while pregnant
>Father goes out and commits adultery
>Ching Chong is born, adultery still continues, mother is aware of it
>Father wanted a son, is disappointed in the mother and Ching Chong, becomes an ass
>Mother displaces her aggression onto Ching Chong
>Ching Chong has crappy childhood
>Eventually discovers her father's adultery when she's eleven
>See's him with his mistress in public
>Tells mother, mother tells Ching Chong to forget what she saw
Ching Chong presses the issue
>Mother gets angry and hits Ching Chong, tells Ching Chong it's her fault
>Lack of sex drove her father into the arms of another woman and thus blames her pregnancy with Ching Chong instead of the cheating husband
>A few years pass, Ching Chong gets a boyfriend
>He turns out to be an ass as well
>Pressures Ching Ching to let him take pictures of her naked
>Tries to pressure her into sex
>Ching chong wants to wait until they're older
>He sends everyone nudes
>Entire school calls her a slut
>Parents call her a whore, punish her physically

So in conclusion Ching Chong's recent hyper-sexuality came about as a response to my low sex drive. She thought that it represented a loss of interest in her and that to maintain the relationship she would have to drown me in sex. This is a learned behavior from her boyfriend. She didn't have sex and thus faced positive punishment by being made into a school slut and well as the punishment from her parents. Thus the lack of sex was discouraged. Hyper-sexuality was further promoted by the model of her parents relationship. The lack of sex from her mother elicited a negative punishment to her mother in the loss of her relation to her husband. It also gave Ching Chong a positive punishment in the form of a beating. Because of this she has a predisposition to high levels of sexual activity under the belief that it is needed for Females to maintain Male partners. Yeah fucked up story. Not sure when I'll post on here again. Really going to need to talk to Ching Chong about this and try to help.

Friday, October 21, 2011

How does such a large libidio fit into such a small body?

Sup guys. Things were pretty uneventfull until yesterday. Well I found a pair of black pants, a long sleeved shirt, and a mask. So I could make a crappy venom costume to go with Ching Chong's spiderman costume. Yeah looking forward to that, but that's not why I'm posting.

I'm posting because Ching Chong finnally got revenge on me for playing that CD I made with the Steel Panther songs on it. I first noticed something was wrong when the song Lick my pussy came up, then there was a remix of I Touch Myself, followed by Sweetest Ass in the world, ending with Shut up and Sleep with me.

HFW she was singing all those songs. My body is not ready.

Friday, October 14, 2011

The Thing

So we saw the Thing prequel on the midnight release. We both enjoyed it. It wasn't as good as the original of course. But on it's own a pretty good movie, and in story of the thing a pretty faithful prequel. Sure it doesn't fully catch the desolate feeling that the Carpenter one portrays but it still has an element of suspense to it. The effects were also pretty nice being able to make some very disturbing scenes. Like this one particular scene in which the thing has put a huge hole in this guy's chest with a tentacle appendage, then becomes a human spider and crawls over to the dying man. It then begins to assimilate him why he is still alive. Actually merging their bodies and faces together into one. Though in some instances it almost seemed to play of at lot of the scenes from the older film, but I had expected something like that. Ching Chong's reaction to the face meshing was like this.

In fact after the movie was done and we we're walking out of the theater and I asked her if she needed to use the restroom.  She looked at me with a weird guilty look and said "not anymore". I was confused by her answer and replied "What"? She then lifted up her shirt to reveal a damp spot on her pants. She had pissed herself during the film. She was on the verge of the crying and simply said "the faces, the faces anon". I put my arm around her shoulder and told her it was okay and we we're going to go home. So I drover her home, with Ching Chong sitting in the side seat. We do eventually get home and Ching Chong takes off her clothes and take a quick shower. Meanwhile I'm just browsing the Internet before I go to bed when Ching Chong comes in wearing nothing but a small white shirt and one of my old pair of boxers. You've read enough hentai to know where this is going.

Yep we spent the night cuddiling and whispering sweet things into each others ears.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Underwear vomit lesbian flirtation day

So today was shopping day. I had to buy some new socks and underwear, the socks were expected because I have these calluses on my feet that make me wear through them really fast. However the underwear was not expected. I seem to be "losing" them. I attempted to interrogate Ching Chong but that only ended in her telling me I needed to buy some nicer looking ones anyway. Well someone she did manage to convince me to bring her along to help me pick out some new boxers. Of course I had to make a stop before we went to the mall. Remember how I told you Ching Chong has no friends? Well I figured maybe a hobby would giver her something constructive to do besides fawn over me. So I drove to one of those hobby shops they have around here. They had some really cool stuff there. Like train models, plane models, tanks, cars, boats, spaceships, kites, and even Gundam models. There was this Zaku one I wanted really badly but it was kind of expensive and Ching Chong didn't want to buy it at all. She didn't care for anything in there at all. I did though. I was as happy as meth junkie in a trailer park. However Ching Chong was impatient and really wanted to go buy underwear so she grew tired of my antics and actually grabbed me by the ear at one point and started dragging me away from the Panzer IV Ausführung H I was looking at. I don't think anyone at the store has seen a full grown man being draged away by a woman who barely reaches 5 feet.

It probably looked like this

Well anyways as I stopped trying to resist and did eventually cooperate with her. Got into my car and we drove off to the mall. So we got there and headed off for one of the clothing stores there. I can't remember the name, all those places look and sound the same to me. Anyways we're walking around there and before we even get to where the socks and underwear Ching Ching starts grabbing shirts and pants and telling me I should try them on. I was tempted to do so to amuse her but I came up with a better idea and told her we'd go for some cinnabons after this. That shut her up and we were able to get my socks and underwear without any hijinks's. The whole walking towards the other side of the mall where the food court was she was as giddy as fuck. Seriously it was like she was on drugs. Anyways we get there and as soon as we get the cinnabuns she picks up the box and runs over to the table and starts eating one of the four in the box.

The woman at the cash register gives me a smile and says "she really likes sweet things huh". I nod and say "Well she's got to fuel that sweet personality of hers some how" as I pull out a twenty and hand it to her. The Woman looks over at Ching Chong, "sweet personality huh", she says as she gets the change out of the register. She takes out a pen and quickly writes something on one of the bills. "Tell her my name's Clarissa (not her actual name), and that I like sweet thing too" she says as she hands me my change. On said bill is what I assume to be her phone number. As I walk to the table Ching Chong is sitting at I stuff the bill and the rest of the change in my pocket. Ching Chong is licking some of the frosting off her fingers as she had finished her first cinnabon. She looks at me while still liking her fingers and asks what I was talking about with the cash register lady about. Thinking on my feet I say the first thing that comes to my mind, "She uh said your hair looked pretty". Ching Chong looks back over to Clarissa, "her hair looks nice too". A mental sigh of releif as Ching Chong starts on her second cinnabun. There were four in the box and she ate three of them. Now those things each have about 730 calories in them, which means she ate over 2000 calories of nothing but sugar in one sitting. Keep that in mind.

Anyways after we were done Ching Chong actually waved over to Clarissa and yelled out that she liked her hair too before we left (False hope was given). Well we started driving away from the mall and Ching Chong starts complaining of stomach pains. So I pull over into a parking lot, as soon as we're parked Ching Chong opens the passenger door and vomits onto the asphalt.

After she does this a couple times I pat her on the back and ask if she's okay. She looks at me and says it was totally worth it.

So in conclusion
>Ching Chong is probably stealing my boxers and doing godbearjesus knows what with them
>She does not care for cool hobbies like building model tanks
>She will eat sugary treats until she vomits and still want more

Oh I also taught her how to torrent things.

>HFW

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Whoops

I was going through the archives of the old threads and I noticed I missed some stories I posted there, so enjoy the stale copypasta.

A contract
>About 2AM
>Trying to fall asleep in my bad (We sometimes sleep in our different beds because we both have a tendency to move around a lot in our sleep)
>Hear knock on my door
>Get up and open it, Ching Chong is there in her pajamas saying she had a nightmare and wants to sleep with me.
>Okay
>She's cuddling me tighter than usual, actually cutting off circulation a bit
>Ask what her nightmare was about
>Says it involved me and some other woman tying her up, dropping her into a deep pit, and then filling it up with concrete as we make out.
>Asks if I would ever leave her
>Tell her no
>She then asks me "But what if some beautiful busty blonde"
>I tell her that one of those things do not belong
>She asks me which one
>I tell her I do not like blond hair and that she worry about nothing
>She start to say but
>I shush her and tell her the only butt I care about is her's
>But I thought you didn't want to put your
>I stop here there and just tell her that the only way I'ld leaver her is if I lost my free will and that if that happened she could make me her property
>She was excited by this

Pagan pledging
>she's on her computer 
>Her face is pretty much right in front of the screen
>Say that her eyeballs will fall out of her head if she keeps doing that.
>Grabs my elbow and pulls me over to the screen
>Shows me a pagan festival that's happening in the fall
>Points to section about Handfasting ceremonies (marriage ceremonies, both legal ones and just symbolic ones)
>Doitfaggot is painted over her face
>Point out that neither of us are Pagan and thus it would be both culturaly insensitive as well as silly to do so
>She's lost it, now she can kill
>Starts saying that I don't love her and am only using her for sex. That I shouldn't even have to think about it.
>Says that she's not just going to let me leaver her and that I'll learn to love her even if she has to rape it into me.
>HFW
>Stand there stunned for a bit before embracing her in a hug and saying I lover her to.
>She starts crying
>This goes on for quite awhile
>Eventually tearfull apology
>I ask her if she wants ice cream
>Feed her cookies and cream
Short but relevant story
>Decide to have movie night at home.
>Ching Chong chooses The Princess Bride
>Much laughter is had
>I pop in John Carpenters The Thing
>HFW
>Won't leave the couch, won't let me leave the couch
>Have to go to the bathroom
>She follows me in the bathroom huddled against my leg while I'm trying to take a shit

Now why is this relevant you ask? Because guess what we're going to see on the 14th? Yeah that will be. Actually I'm not sure how to feel about the movie but it will be nice to spend time with Ching Chong in public.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Tch! It ended with consensual sex.

So time for another sex story?

I open the door to the apartment and am greeted with delicious smell of Ching Chong's cooking. She's setting the table as I tiredly walk in. I'd had a difficult time at work that day and I just wanted to sit down and do absolutely nothing for the rest of the night. She looks up from table and notices me. A wide grin washes over her face and her eyes seem to light up. She comes over to me and gives me a tight hug, looking up at my face she tells me that she's really missed me today. I nod and tell her I'm happy to be home. We sit down and start eating diner. I don't talk much and she notices. She looks at me with concern and asks me what's wrong. I tell that is wasn't anything, just tired from work. She gets out of her chair and walks over to me, standing behind me she leans forwards and whispers in my ear if I'd like a massage. I nod vigorously because well why the fuck not? Who's ever turned down a massage? Then it begins.


She just starts pounding on my back like it's a red headed bastard step child. Now I'm not an expert at massages but I think her technique was very much, uh, wrong. My shoulders endured that for the better part of half an hour before I got the bright idea to tell her I had to go to the bathroom. Once in the bathroom I sat down, slouching forward. I wonder how her tiny little hands could make my upper back feel like one of those carcasses in the Rocky movie. Fearing that she will want to start over when I realize I need a convenient excuse to not have my back near her. So when I come out I do my most convincing fake yawn and tell her I'm feeling really tired and thus am going to go to bed early.

Her face is now painted with dejection. She looks down at he feat twisting the front of her shirt with her hands. "But I thought tonight that....we would....I mean.....it's been nearly a week. I thought tonight I'd, I mean we'd.." At this point I feel like an ass, however I can't just start backpedaling. I put my right hand on her shoulder and use my left to tilt her head up so I can look in her eyes. I look at her and tell her that first thing tomorrow I'm going to give her everything she wants. A smile returns to her face and she says she understands.

So I go off to bed. I drift off to sleep pretty quickly and things are going well. That is until later when I awake as I feel the mattress move under me as Ching Chong gets on the bed and slides in beside me. It is at this point I realize Ching Chong is fully naked. She then proceeds to shake my shoulder saying it's tomorrow. I look at the clock and it's 12:02 AM. She took what I said in the most literal manner possible. I probably should have just started having sex with her right then and there. Sadly though I did not. Maybe it was because my mind hadn't fully woken up yet, or maybe I was just being retarded. Either way I told her no. Big mistake.



She sits up. Even in the dark I can see a primal look of fury on her face. She asks me what I just said. I start to tell her I'm just not in the mood, blah blah blah. She snaps at me, yelling liar at the top of her lungs. I try to say something to the contrary but she just slaps me across the face. Not a light one ever. She put her anger into it, stung quite a bit. I just stare at her. Then she starts crying saying sorry over and over again. Weirdestboner.jpg

I grab a hold of her and just give her a hug telling her it will be okay. She of course feels said boner and her hips begin to have independent locomotion. Then we had sex in the missionary position under the covers to hide our shame from god.