Remember Lifeday? Remember the red robes? Pepperidge farm does

Sup guys. So Christmas was yesterday and Ching Chong was adorable.

>December 25th, 12:01 AM
>I wake up to Ching Chong jumping up and down on the bed telling me it's Christmas time
>I pull the blanket over my head and tell her to wait a few more hours
>Nope
>She actually pushes me out of the bed
>"Christmas time anon"
>Get up and go with her to the tree
>Open your presents first anon
>Okay
>Go for the smaller present first
>It's a kindle
>I can use this read the electronic books that I legally purchased
>Next present is bigger 
>I ask Ching Chong what's in it
>HFW

>Open it
>It's another box
>Open that
>Another smaller box
>Do this a two more times
>Inside is a chocolate orange ball, one of those that you smash and splits into slices and a letter
>Holy shit long letter

TL;DR version: Even though we come from very different and faraway places, and even though it took some years I found you.

>Time for Ching Chong to open her presents
>She opens them slowly and carefully, making sure not to rip the wrapping paper
>First one she open is the charm bracelet I got her
>She immediately puts it on
>Tells me she'll always cherish it while hugging me
>Next present is also opened slowly and carefully
>Orange apron with the floral pattern
>Ching Chong really loves this present
>Her nose actually starts bleeding just like in my Chinese cartoons.

>And after that we gave each other other sorts of presents if you know what I mean
>We had sexual intercourse in the missionary position with the lights out under the covers
>We spent the rest of the day watching movies
>Like Alien and the Star Wars Christmas special, the latter was Ching Chong's idea
>Fucking unsubbed shyriiwook
>Also I think watching Alien made her even more disgusted of the idea of pregnancy

Good night sweet prince

So I learned today Dear Leader is dead, my condolences to Best Korea. Because it looks like their new leader is a Korean chris chan, may the gods have mercy on them.

Anyways I excitedly told Ching Chong and she didn't even know who Kim Jung-il was. I was astounded that she didn't know who was leading Best Korea. She really had no idea who he was. Shamefurr dispray. She's watching the news right now making gasping noises every so often. She thinks he died of fan death, which is actually a thing in Korea. I'm serious look it up they actually believe in that. Now in memory of the passing of dear leader a song is required.

Bowling adventures

So I decided to take Ching Chong bowling yesterday. We were actually proably going to just watch some of the things Ching Chong had torrented. So I convinced her that bowling would be more enjoyable. MFW she had actually planned for us to watch the Star Wars Christmas special.

Anyway we drive down the local bowling lane and fuck it is crowded. So as we're waiting in line to get our shoes we get to talking to these two sisters. Who I refuse to believe were not in an incestuous relationship. Anyways we agree to share a lane with them.
>Ching Chong grabs a bright orange ball and trys to hit the pins.
>It rolls into the gutter.
>This happens again
>I ask her if she wants to use the bumper things
>No I can do this
>It's her turn again and she throws another gutter ball
>I ask if she wants me to teach her
>Okay anon
>Have to show her how to aim, throw, and do everything
>Suddenly does very better
>I think she just wanted me to touch her in public
>Clever girl

>We say good bye to the wincest sisters after the game ends and return our shoes
>It is raining outside

>Ching Chong's face when I parked towards the end of the parking lot


So that was fun. Though I'm a little bit worried about Ching Chong because she's been sneezing a lot recently. I'm worried she might have caught something. If this post isn't up to my usual standards blame the local service providers and their recently shitty service.

Also I haven't seen a post from the V-man or anon and kitten recently. I'm sure the V-man is fine, he proably just lost sight of updating the blog. Anon and kitten on the other hand......well this proably captures you guy's feelings

*sexual pun goes here*

So sorry to disappoint you guys but Ching Chong didn't try and have butt sex with me.

You guys remember that story I told you about her having a bad dream of me leaving her and me calming her down by promising by that if I left her she could make me her property? Well she'd been thinking of that recently because of the holidays (don't ask me to try and explain how the two are connected in her mind). You've read enough shitty fanfiction slash stories to know where this is going.

>Ching Chong calls me into the room
>She's standing there fidgeting with her hands, her flash blushing
>"Anon I want....I want....I want you to be my slave, please"
>I can't help but laugh
>"Anon this is serious", she say's stamping her foot on the ground with her face turning an even brighter shade of red
>"I want you to be mine....I want to own you"
>"So what do you want to do then"?
>She points to sheets that she's fashioned into make shifts
>"I'm going to tie you up and make you.....make you my.....make you my"
>"Make me your what"?
>"Make you my...my bitch"
>Mustn't laugh
>"So get up on there and do...do what I say"
>lol okay
>She ties me up to the bed with the sheets
>Her face when

>I of course do and it begins

It essentially started with her fondling my genitals and it continued like this for awhile making me wonder whether she had chickened out. Then she starts to twist my nipples.

>Mel Gibson was right
>It hurts when you twist them
>Turns into a Tie and Tease
>Until I eventually do come
>She tells me that was too early and we're not finished yet
>She decides that she wants to sit on my face
>This is quite employable for both parties involved

So it was a pretty stimulating night. Not sure if we'll do that every time we have sex or just save it for special days. I mean Ching Chong and I enjoyed it but she was just so adorably nervous about the whole thing. Hard to take  it seriously from her. I don't know, this will probably require more "study" if you know what I mean.

Dragon dildos

So not much to report really. Ching Chong's been feeling better and things are going okay. Finals are pretty much done so nothing really big to worry about. Ching Chong bought my presents on Friday. She wouldn't let me look at them and had them wrapped up pretty quickly. I'm hoping one of them is a dragon dildo. Also Ching Chong said she wanted to "experiment" in the bedroom soon. HFW

So that should be fun. Also to the anon in the comments who has the crazy ginger girl, do it faggot.

Sad times

So it's that time of year again. The time I get to drink Eggnog. I love that stuff. Anyways the holidays at the Ching Chong household are going well. Ching Chong recently bought one of those small like foot tall sit on the table fake trees which have these needles that light up like lights.

Random fact about Ching Chong: She believed in Santa until she was eleven


 Anyways yeah. So I made a thread on /adv/ last week on what to get Ching Chong for Christmas. So I went with /adv/'s advice and decided on getting her jewelry.

>It's Saturday
>I'm working
>figure I'll just get the present after work
>About to clock out
>Customer comes in to pay to fill up his car
>Easily recognized meth addict (meth is very popular here, especially with the Turistas we get her)
>Scars over his face, he's got the shakes and has trouble getting the money out of his wallet
>Takes forever to do the transaction
>Finally can clock out
>Drive to store, looking at the bracelets and necklaces they have
>Charm bracelet with her birthstone
>Pretty Green shiny stuff
>Buy it
>Still feel like she needs something else
>Decide to make one more stop before home
>Go into another store and just start looking around
>Kitchen section
>These fucking aprons man
>One of them is Orange and has flower patterns
>Yes get
>Check my phone to see what time it is
>Dead, probably been dead for awhile
>Drive home to Ching Chong
>Open door
>Ching Chong is sitting in kitchen crying
>Notices I came in
>Marches over to me
>Her eyes are red and puffy
>Hugs me while sobbing
>Then begins pounding on my chest with her tiny fists
>"Where were you anon, I couldn't get a hold of you, I was scared"
>"My phone was dead and"
>"I was worried, I thought something had happened to you"
>"Calm down I'm fine and I was just out shopping for your gifts"
>HFW

>She kept saying she was sorry and that she was stupid for acting that way
>Says she doesn't know why I put up with her and that she's worthless
>Look at her tell her not to say that
>She tells me I'm crying
>Tells me she's sorry again while we hug

The late road rage story, also no whores were stabbed

Sorry guys I know I said I would post yesterday but Ching Chong decided to spring something on me. More on that later.

>Driving back home from parents house
>Fucking traffic
>Ching Chong is sleeping in the passenger seat beside me
>Cars had to be moving at about ten miles an hour
>Well the car in front of us slams on his brakes because some moron tried to merge in front of him
>In turn I slam on my brakes. 
>Ching Chong's head flies forward and hits the dash board
>That pained scream, it didn't sound human
>Then she begins yelling in Korean
>No idea what was said but it could have been good
>Traffic has stopped, holy shit think they heard her
>Try to calm Ching Chong down
>Nope 
>Now she's thrown some English words in there, mostly whore, that was her favorite word
>People in other cars are looking at us
>Still more yelling
>Ching Chong eventually calms down
>Later I ask her what the hell happened
>She claims it never happened
>I point out the growing bruise on her forehead


















>"Shut up anon"

As for why I wasn't able to post earlier. Well Ching Chong has asked my mother about some of the girls I dated earlier.

>She got their names. 
>Found their pictures on facebook 
>and printed them out.
>Then she lay them before me
>And told me I needed to explain to her why and I'm using her words here why I "settled for lesser women", why she was "better than these whores", and just "how big of a whore were they"
>Which is better than hunting them down and killing them I guess
>So she had lined them up in alphabetical order and had me start
>The"how big of whores were they" was her wanting me to reveal to her every bad thing about them and then making me exaggerate it to great lengths
>It was like an integration and she wanted me to route them out as horrible villains 
>The weirdest part was how easy I went along with it
>It was creepy how good she was at making me say things
>Like she could control my mind

>Eventually we got to the last one, who was ironically my first girlfriend
>To give you a little bit of information about her she was crazy
>Not in the fun way, but more in the sheltered religious fundie crazy
>She was the stereotypical Molly Mormon
>Only held hands with me, nothing further
>Wanted me to go on a mission when I turned eighteen (two year stint of dressing up in a white shirt, black pants, going door to door in some foreign place to tell everyone about a con man from upstate New York and how they should join his church)
>Then we would have gotten a temple marriage
>Worn the silly underwear
>Had like six kids
>And live horrid unfulfilled lives as followers of a cult
>I was actually considering it too (I was thirteen and quite stupid)
>Then I sat down and read the Bible, the Book or Mormon, Doctrine and  Covenants, and the Pearl of Great             price. 
>Destroyed my faith completely and lead me into apostasy 

>Ching Chong was surprised that the girl wanted a lot of kids
>And really surprised she wanted to give birth to them
>Which is how I learned Ching Chong thinks pregnancy is a disgusting act that she never wants to go through
>Then she made fun of the girl for wanting that

>I am very okay with this

So yeah things are going good. Ching Chong has decided not to hunt down my horrid pig disgusting ex's and I'll never have to worry about Ching Chong trying to impregnate herself as part of some whacky scheme of hers.

Thanksgiving part 2

So I left off at Ching Chong being pissed if I remember. Well anyways nothing really too exciting happened for the rest of the day. My dad meet Ching Chong and he seemed to like her. Though even if he didn't I don't think he would have said anything. Because then he would have had to disaggree with my mother. Which doesn't happen anymore, not since I punched him in the face. But that's a shitty story.

>My sister and niece eventually leave with Tsun Tsun giving Ching Chong a hug good bye
>Ching Chong get's to sleep in my room and I'm sleeping in the den on an air mattress
>At first Ching Chong was happy she was sleeping in my old room, but then saddened when she realized it no longer smelled like me
>Anyways though we all eventually wake up and start preparing the meal for the holiday
>Think we started eating at noon or one
>Besides the four of us there was my sister, her two kids, her husband, and my dad's sister.
>Before we started eating my nephew pulled me aside to talk
>To tell you a little bit about him, he's pretty gangsta, not the brightest kid but a hard worker
>Anyways he leans and whispers "so is it true"?
>I ask him what he's talking about
>"You know, the sideways v-jay"
>I ask him how big is school bus is
>"what"
>"Because if you keep saying retard shit like that they'll put you on the short bus", I say before punching him in the shoulder
>Anyhow we eventually all sit down Ching Chong sitting to my right and Tsun Tsun sitting to her right.
>Tsun Tsun tried to feed her yams but Ching Chong really didn't want any, she was ecstatic however when I gave her my share of the olives. (me >9000, TT- Raditz)
>Well as we finish off the main things my mother informs us it's time to bring out the pumpkin pie
>Ching Chong volunteers to go get it
>Mom tells her the get the whipped cream in fridge as well
>Not too long later we hear a crash
>I rush to the kitchen with Tsun Tsun close behind me
>Ching Chong is on her knees in the kitchen floor in front of a dropped pumpkin pie
>Starting to cry

>As I try and comfort Ching Chong from what I gather from the crying she slipped on the rug in front of the refrigerator(not the first time something like this has happened)
>Tsun Tsun is standing there for a moment before trying help Ching Chong off the floor (I now think this was an attempt to feel up Ching Chong up a bit. Because she pulled her up by putting her hands under Ching Chong's armpits while lifting from behind.) 
>Ching Chong does eventually cheer up after we clean up the mess and she unnecessarily apologized to my mother seven times

>Friday would have been pretty boring were it not for Tsun Tsun showing up after her mother dropped her off asking if Ching Chong could take her to the movies
>I asked her what movie she wanted to see
>"Like Crazy"
>My hopes of Neal Patrick Harris were dashed
>Anyways Ching Chong ends up inviting me and I had to watch to a sappy Indie love story
>I mean if you like those things it's okay but I was still butt hurt about not getting to see NPH
>Then we drove Tsun Tsun home
>In which she hugged Ching Chong goodbye for a rather long time

>And then she whispered something in her ear before leaving
>When we drove away I asked Ching Chong what Tsun Tsun said
>"She said you don't deserve me. I don't think she likes you anon"
>It was then I realized my niece wanted to make love to Ching Chong

Which I'm not sure how I feel about. On one hand she wants to steal her from me, on the other hand she has really good taste.

I'll write the road rage story tomorrow.

Thanksgiving part 1

Okay children it's story time.

>So we got to my parents house
>Ching Chong seems happy but very anxious
>As soon as I put the car into stop she grabs my hand
>Asks what happens if my parents don't like her
>Reassure that they'll like her
>"But what if I do something embarrassing"
>"Just be polite, my parents are suckers for that"
>"Okay"
>So we get our stuff out of the car and walk up to the house
>Ching Chong puts down her bags rings the doorbell and backs up about a meter or so
>My mom answers the door
>Ching Chong bows, not a pussy 20 degree bow ever, full 90 degree shit
>Then stands straight again and says "Nice to meet you Mrs. anon"
>Mom's face when

So we bring our stuff in while my mom asks Ching Chong how the trip was excreta, found out my dad was out right then. He was out taking a Sunday drive I.E. having a smoke. But guess who was there? Remember my troll sister? Yeah she was there along with her daughter. I'm not sure I mentioned this before but my sister is roughly twice my age, and technically my half sister. Long Story short my mom had relationship with a guy years way before my dad and they had a kid. Thing didn't work out and he ended up dead in Coahuila. Then eventually my Mother met my Father and with the help of the fertility specialist I was made. Moving on, my sister brought my niece along with her.

My niece, who I'll be referring to as Tsun Tsun, is thirteen years old and has been in that whole "boys are gross" stage of her life for quite awhile.

>After I'm done chatting with my sister
>I go over to her with my arms raised to the side
>She just stares at me
>"What no hug for uncle anon"
>"No thanks, I already took a shower today"
>100% Tsun 0% dere
>Then Ching Chong comes into her view
>Her usual chilly self is replaced with a much warmer personality
>"Hi, nice to meet you I'm Ching-oof", she says as Tsun Tsun forcefully hugs her
>Try to hide my jelly butthurt at not getting a hug with a sarcastic comment about the ice queen melting or something equally retarded sounding
>"Nonsense Anon I always give people hugs" 
>About to call bullshit when Ching Chong informs us she can't breath

A little bit later once we've unloaded our bags and what not. Ching Chong is in my old room with my mom
>"And this is Anon's old Saxophone he played in high-school" 
>"Do you have pictures"?
>"Boy do we ever, anon go get the photo albums"
>"Even the ones with me as a baby"?
>"Especially those"
>Get them out
>Everyone except for me and Tsun Tsun are crowded around the albums
>"And this is anon when he was born, this is him when he ran around the house naked, this is him at Disneyland" excreta. 
>Which during this time Ching Chong was really happy
>Too happy, like right after sex happy
>And then came the the inevitable "And this was anon with his prom date"

>Ching Chong was not amused
>"How many girlfriends has anon had"?
>"More than he deserved" quips Tsun Tsun
>"Tsun Tsun shut your little bratty mouth", my sister replies
>My mom either an early victim of Alzheimer's or just choosing to ignore what happened there, "I think it was three, maybe four"
>Ching Chong is still a little bit pissed but turns the page
>"And that picture is anon at a Jazz band concert"

If you're wondering Ching Chong did ask that question on the way home, although ask might be the wrong word.

Back

So me and Ching Chong got back home. She's sleeping right now, all tuckered out from the car ride back. Looks adorable. Anyway got a few stories from the trip. Probably won't get them all out in this post but whatever.


>We're driving on the interstate and we stop to get some gas and use the restroom. 
>I do my business, wash my hands, and then go get a slurppe 
>Ching Chong meets me at the counter looking a little disturbed
>Guy working there was Indian (wait to combat the stereotypes there Gandhi), and I thought she hadn't seen one before
>We leave there
>We get into the car and get back on the interstate
>Driving for about an hour or so while I'm occasionally enjoying my slurpy
>"Anon, can you pull over I have to go"
>Turns out Ching Chong didn't use the restroom
>Not because the bathroom wasn't clean or anything
>No
>It was because it smelled funny

Mon visage















I'll write the rest of the stories latter but to give a sneak preview.

>Ching Chong is obsessed with my past
>Ching Chong drops Pumpkin Pie
>Is my niece a Lesbian?
>Is my nephew racist or just retarded?
>Ching Chong has road rage

I'm gonna have Pumpkin Pie fuck yeah

So me and Ching Chong are leaving for my parents house tomorrow. We should get there sometime mid to late afternoon. Probably be back really late Saturday. Not sure when I'll make another post after the trip. Ching Chong is really excited to go though, so I'm sure I'll have some stories when I get back.

Mix of pride and dissapoint

So I downloaded DCU online (yeah I know slowpoke) for Ching Chong she seems to like it. I wanted to be a villain at first and she went all moralfag on me.  Now initially I was like

But I warmed up to the idea after a few death threats, slaps to the face , hugs and kisses she convinced me. She's a rifle wielding speedster tank with fire powers. Who looks adorable and not threading at all. I'm a Booster Gold recolor. Despite what Ching Chong says purple is a manly color. So we'll probably be doing that for most of the time until we leave for our Thanksgiving trip to my parents place. So probably not any full blown stories until we get back. Until then I could answer any questions you guys have about me or her. Don't be afraid to ask that weird one you've had in the back of your head for awhile ever.

Also

>That feel when your watching that awesome cut scene where Lex and company are killing all the heroes

>That feel when Ching Chong asks you who the bald guy is

>My coin face when

Ching Chong says the darndest things

So last night was pretty fun. We went to the restaurant and were seated when we spotted an old Jewish couple not too far from us. They waved over at us to come sit with them. Because we're model citizens who listen to their elders we of course did. Everyone introduced themselves and we sat down with Abraham and Sarah (not their actual names obviously). While we were waiting for the waiter to come they started asking us questions how did Ching Chong and I meet, how long we knew each other, those sorts of things. Ching Chong was happy to answer most of those. Then out of the blue Sarah asked us how the sex was.

Our faces when. We didn't really know what to say. I tried to say something but the only thing that came out of my mouth was figgis-fiddis. Ching Chong just sat there her face as red as a tomato covered in blood. Both of them just smiled a bit before Sarah said "it's okay, we didn't wait ever. I was actually starting to show by the time the wedding came around". This is when we heard their life stories and the vast amounts of unprotected pre-marital sex they had. Finnally the waiter got there and took our orders. I was able to change the situation by telling Ching Chong she was going to love sauerkraut. So we started talking about Germanic culture and food. Anyway we we're glad to have gotten off of the previous subject. So we got our food. Ching Chong was pleased with her side of Sauerkraut, saying it tasted kind of like Kimchi. So me and her had the Eisbein dish, it was delicious. Anyways we're still talking about food and Abraham brings up Kishke and how he's still frustrated he has to go to Israel if he wants some (it's been banned in America since the 60's). Ching Chong asks what that is, and Abraham explains it's a Yiddish dish of stuffed  beef intestine. Ching Chong asked what Yiddish meant. So Abraham explained it to her. She had this look or surprise on her face for a moment before it completely disappeared as quickly as it came. Well anyways we continued eating without any interruption. We eventually payed for our meal and left on good terms.

So we left the restaurant and we're walking to our car when Ching Chong says to me "Anon, how come their noses weren't big?"

I'm laughing so hard I actually fall to the ground. Her ethnic and cultural ignorance is hilarious. Anyways that was my night.

Sie wie Hüte anonym?

So guys I've decided not talk to talk to Ching Chong about the whole wife comment thing as nothing good would come from it. So instead I've decided to take her out to dinner tommorrow night. Yeah we're going out to this German place I've wanted to try for awhile. So yeah. I'll report on that when I get the chance. Ching Chong was really happy when I told her though. I also convinced her to try the sauerkraut because that shit is delicious. In the meantime have a hat.

If I wasn't taken I'd let NPH fuck me like some Cambodian whore, no homo.

So I was just cruising the Internet after I found out about Chris-Chans trial and arrest looking for some information. Didn't find too much. Anyway that's when my brain told me that I should go and try and translate that line of Korean Ching Chong said to me during sexy times. Well I found a transliteration thing here that seems legit (http://sori.org/hangul/conv2kr.cgi) so I put the words in and got this 난 당신 아내이요. So I translated that with google expecting something about sexual pleasure but it came out as

I'm your wife.

Now at first I freaked out and thought Ching Chong had somehow drugged me, married me while I was under the influence, and didn't tell me about. But then I realized if that was the case she would have put a wedding picture up on the wall somewhere. Which I checked and there was no picture to be found. So I was able to rule that out. But then I wondered if she had proposed to me. I ruled that out though because if she had done that she would have done it in English so I could have replied. So maybe it was just Ching Chong being adorable. Anyways I'm not sure what to do now. I mean obviously I'm going to fuck her brains out when she gets home today. But I'm not sure whether I should talk to her about this. I mean I realized a couple months ago I was probably going to be with Ching Chong forever. But more so as that engaged couple who stays engaged for years and then I'm gunned down because I wore the wrong colors on the wrong street. Then Ching Chong would hunt them down while becoming a violent vigilante.

Then Hollywood would make a movie about it and I'd be played by Neil Patrick Harris.

But you know in all seriousness I realised I haven't talked about our future at all with her. So yeah advice on how to do that?

I need to learn Hangugmal

Hey guys. Things are going go with us here. Ching Chong is still eating the leftover Halloween candy so far the past few days she's been in a really good mood. Well until Friday morning that is. We were taking our weekly constitutional like normal although it was far more windy then usual. Unfortunately for Ching Chong she'd decided to wear this blue skirt of hers which seeing as the elements are giant perverts caused her a bit of trouble. I mean at first it was fine because it was just me and her and I was teasing her while she tried to keep her skirt down and simotanelous hide her blushing. But as went further we encountered a group of punk ass kids. There were three of them, all around the age of fifteen or sixteen. Why they were there I'm not sure. When I was their age I was doing much more productive things then loitering in a park. Things like smoking cannabis in basements, driving around in cars with friends while playing the music obnoxiously loud, or having sex in the marching band room. You know, character building activities. Well anyways they spotted Ching Chong and her trying to maintain her decency. They of course hollered and wolf-whistled at her to hide their faggotry. Before I could do anything Ching Chong sprang into action. Screaming threats at the top of her lungs, with all too familiar rage.

Pic is related, it's one of the more polite things she said. They promptly got the fuck out of there. I of applauded her behavior telling her that she was quite gangsta. Ching Chong wasn't pleased with her performance though. She blamed herself for the actions of the punks, saying if she had just worn something else that this wouldn't have happened.  So the way back home was me convincing her that she wasn't a "slutty whore" as she put it. She was a little resistant but I eventually convinced her.

Well anyways later that night we were both in the mood and I got to use some of that information other anons provided me when dinning at the Y. Now maybe it was because I had warmed her up with that or maybe it was something else, but whatever caused it the sex was great. She was actually drooling afterwards. That ahegao face, seriously.

It just feels so good to give her that. She also said something afterwards in her native tongue. She wouldn't tell me what it meant but if I had to guess based on the context it probably had something to do with my cock or ability to produce sexual pleasure. It sounded something like "nan dangsin anaeyiyo". Which I'm not sure how to translate that. I'm not sure if anyone reading knows how to speak Korean but everyone would appreciate it if you could solve this mystery.

Halloween story time

So time for some Halloween stories. Well like I said we didn't even get over twenty people so i was disappointed by that. I did get a few interesting stories though.

>Ching Chong is dressed as spider man, has a nice costume
>I'm wearing a venom shirt, black pants, and a black ski mask with web pattern on it made from whiteout

>First trick or treater we got was this five year old dressed as the Green Lantern.
>I call him Booster Gold
>He says he's green
>I realized that joke is older than he is

>Few people later
>Get this brother and sister dressed as Toph and Sokka from Avatar
>Ask her why she didn't dress as Katara
>"Because she's a goody two shoes who talks too much"
>She got extra candy

>Very next trick or treater
>Little girl dressed as Optimus Prime

>Costume is made out of cardboard
>Pic looked very related
>Extra Candy

>Last visitor of the night was a drunkard, was proably on Charlie Sheen too
>"Maria I'm sorry...wait, Spider man, this isn't my house"
>Ching Chong is afraid he doesn't seem to notice, I think he was honestly trying to figure out why Spider man was there
>He sees me
>"Look out Spider man it's Nigger Spider man!"
>He actually did a 180 and ran away

So yeah that was interesting.

Then we watched Higurashi.

Since some of you are don't know what that is, I'll elaborate. It's a series based on popular visual novels. Anyways the year is 1983 in the small rural village of Hinamizawa and Maebara Keiichi has moved into the sleepy village along with his parents.  There he attends school and is a member of the games club with his friends, Ryuuguu Rena, Sonozaki Mion, Houjou Satoko and Furude Rika. Even though Hinamizawa seems like a quaint, peaceful town to Keiichi soon finds out that is not so. In addition to finding out his friends can turn into some really crazy bitches he learns that the town is cursed with a string of serial murders that occurs in the village every year on the night of the Watanagashi festival.  During the first year, the manager of the controversial dam construction was brutally murdered and dismembered, and a worker went missing. The second year, a head supporter of the dam and his wife fell off a cliff and down a waterfall, but only the man's body was ever found. The third year, the priest of Oyashiro's shrine dropped dead and his wife drowned herself in the swamp. Her body was never found. The fourth year, a housewife was found bludgeoned to death and her nephew went missing. This will be the fifth year.

The story is told in a non-linear fashion involving chapters or arcs, with each chapter being a sort of parallel universe and telling the story from a different character's point of view. So I decided since it was Halloween I'd turn off the light and watch the cotton drifting arc with Ching Chong. Now there's going to be some spoilers in here probably so if you don't want those go fap or something.

>Story is being told from Keichi's point of veiw
>He meets Mion's twin sister Shion, mistaking the later for the former
>It is revealed to the audience that Mion has a crush on Keichi (Ching Chong dawwed)
>Keichi wins a tournament and gives the prize to Rena, bad move (Ching Chong frowned)
>The group attends the Festival, where Tomitake Jiro and Takano Miyo are introduced (you won't need to remember their names), and the curse discussed.
>Shion and Keiichi join them in breaking into the ritual tool shed of the temple, really bad move
>Shed is full of torture equipment (Ching Chong wonders where the cute happy story went)
>Tomitake and Takano are found dead soon after, the former with his throat torn out and the latter burned in a barrel
>Keiichi freaks the fuck out and begins to think he and Shion are next
>Keiichi asks Rika for help

>She and Satoko go missing, along with others from the village
>Also turns out that the Shion Keichii has been talking to might not be Shion at all (Ching Chong is confused)
>Keiichi and Rena suspect that Mion might be related to Rika and Satoko's disappearances and confront her
>She admits it 
>But asks for half an hour alone with Keiichi before she is arrested
>Keichii goes full retard and agrees to this
>Instead of having sex with him she takes him to the underground caverns of the Sonozaki estate
>Keiichi tries to comfort a distraught Shion, Mion knocks him out with a rock from behind
>Mion taunts Keichii for a bit claiming there's a demon insider her, before Keichii convinces her to let him and Shion go
>She agrees to this, and Keichi and Shion are let go, while she disappears
>Later Keiichi sees Mion outside and upon reuniting she stabs him and laughs. (Ching Chong freaked out by laugh)
>In the hospital, the police reveal that Mion was among the dead bodies that they found in the caverns, the police leave Keichii to ponder this
>Then Mion comes up from under his bed and kills him
>You are left wondering who was phone (Ching Chong wants to sleep with the lights on)

But you know what was scarier than that? Ching Chong asked me if I'ld have given her the doll.

All the trick and treaters were demoned away.

So Trick or Treating is done here guys. We only got fourteen kids and a drunk guy, such is life in an apartment complex. Got a couple of stories though so I'll share those tomorrow. Anyways me and Ching Chong are going to go watch the Cotton Drifting Chapter of Higurashi, which I acquired through completely legal means. Yes. So yeah reaction story for that tomorrow.

Arachnid Avengment

Hey guys I just wanted to say thanks for the support. Ching Chong and me are okay. We've been talking and things are better I guess. I'm going to talk to my doctor and see if there's anything I can do to augment my sex drive. Meanwhile Ching Chong is going to start regulary masturbating again. Yes with my boxers again. Which I'm okay with, better than them just being trophies. Now as for Ching Chong's troubled history I suggested she maybe see a psychologist. She did not care for that suggestion very much, as she did not feel she could comfortably talk to a profesional about those things. Which is a very weak sort of excuss but I'm not going to try and force her to see someone. Mostly for two reasons, the first being I have no real authority to force her to do so and the second being the fact that forced intervention has lower success rates than someone seeking help voluntarily on their own time. I trust that if she feels she needs it she go in on her own time. One thing I did, or tired to at any rate was inform that if she feels anything is wrong in our relationship that she should come and talk to me about it instead of keeping it to herself.

Oddly though things have been pretty calm around here. It's almost like it never happened. Ching Chong is in a very happy mood (pic below related). Which worries me that she's proably repressing something. However part of it proably comes from the fact that she's going to dress up as Spiderman in a few days as well as the upcoming Thanksgiving trip.

Speaking of which I finnally told my parents about me and Ching Chong. I didn't tell them about any of the things that had happened recently of course. I also left out a few of her more eccentric tendencies. But things went better than expected. Mostly because they already knew, as my sister had let it out of the bag. Not on purpose of course. But my parents were able to pick up on it. I'ld actually expected a moralfaggotry speech from my mother about living together, yet for whatever reason I didn't get one. Proably shouldn't complain about that.

Let's see what else. Well Ching Chong's picked out her new classes for next semster. Among them she has Poli Sci 101and World Religions. So I'm pretty sure she'll bring home some a few interesting stories from those. Oh yeah she found a another spider.

So guys I talked to Ching Chong today about the sex and boundaries issue today during breakfast. Let me give you some background though.

>Get home on Friday
>Ching Chong wants sex
>Have sex
>Again
>Post CD incident on blog
>Sleeping in bed with Ching Chong
>She grabs my cock and starts giving me a hand job
>Try to say I don't really want or need one right now
>She slaps me and yells at me until I let her continue
>Finishes and eventually we drift off to sleep
>Wake up on Saturday, go to work, okay day
>Come back home
>Ching Chong's face when

>Sex
>More sex
>Feeble protest
>Angry yelling
>More sex
>Penis feels sore
>Sunday
>Repeat Saturday
>Monday comes around only have sex once because I couldn't achieve an erection after

So that's where we were at today. Well I figured I needed to stand up and try and lay some rules and limitations. It went...uh...oddly.

>Sit down to breakfast
>Ching Chong is talking about weather, spoiler it's hot for fall
>Anyways I just out and ask why she's been so hyper-sexual
>She becomes concerned and thinks I'm not getting physical pleasure from her
>Asks what she can do to make me have a better time
>Tell that her technique is fine I just don't think we should have so much sex
>She becomes despondent
>Tells me I should just go fuck my "new whore"
>Stands up and runs to her room
>Da fuck
>Slowly stand up and walk to her room
>Her door is closed but I can hear loud sobs from behind it
>Knock on her door
>She yells at me to go find my whore
>Knock again
>no response
>Knock again
>no response
>Open the door
>A large plastic bag lies on the floor and I see her on her bed crying into a pile of my lost boxers
>Walk over to her and try to put a hand on her shoulder
>She shys away and clutches the boxer pile tightly
>Sigh and sit down on the bed
>Ask her if she knows I love her
>Small sound I can't make out
>Ask her again
>quiet yes comes out between sobs
>Tell her that I would never cheat on her and that I would never let anything hurt here
>She pulls her face out of the boxers, eyes red and puffy
>Ask here to tell me what's bothering her

To give you guys the short version
>Her Mother gets pregnant with her
>Doesn't want to have sex with father while pregnant
>Father goes out and commits adultery
>Ching Chong is born, adultery still continues, mother is aware of it
>Father wanted a son, is disappointed in the mother and Ching Chong, becomes an ass
>Mother displaces her aggression onto Ching Chong
>Ching Chong has crappy childhood
>Eventually discovers her father's adultery when she's eleven
>See's him with his mistress in public
>Tells mother, mother tells Ching Chong to forget what she saw
Ching Chong presses the issue
>Mother gets angry and hits Ching Chong, tells Ching Chong it's her fault
>Lack of sex drove her father into the arms of another woman and thus blames her pregnancy with Ching Chong instead of the cheating husband
>A few years pass, Ching Chong gets a boyfriend
>He turns out to be an ass as well
>Pressures Ching Ching to let him take pictures of her naked
>Tries to pressure her into sex
>Ching chong wants to wait until they're older
>He sends everyone nudes
>Entire school calls her a slut
>Parents call her a whore, punish her physically

So in conclusion Ching Chong's recent hyper-sexuality came about as a response to my low sex drive. She thought that it represented a loss of interest in her and that to maintain the relationship she would have to drown me in sex. This is a learned behavior from her boyfriend. She didn't have sex and thus faced positive punishment by being made into a school slut and well as the punishment from her parents. Thus the lack of sex was discouraged. Hyper-sexuality was further promoted by the model of her parents relationship. The lack of sex from her mother elicited a negative punishment to her mother in the loss of her relation to her husband. It also gave Ching Chong a positive punishment in the form of a beating. Because of this she has a predisposition to high levels of sexual activity under the belief that it is needed for Females to maintain Male partners. Yeah fucked up story. Not sure when I'll post on here again. Really going to need to talk to Ching Chong about this and try to help.