Ching Chong says the darndest things

So last night was pretty fun. We went to the restaurant and were seated when we spotted an old Jewish couple not too far from us. They waved over at us to come sit with them. Because we're model citizens who listen to their elders we of course did. Everyone introduced themselves and we sat down with Abraham and Sarah (not their actual names obviously). While we were waiting for the waiter to come they started asking us questions how did Ching Chong and I meet, how long we knew each other, those sorts of things. Ching Chong was happy to answer most of those. Then out of the blue Sarah asked us how the sex was.

Our faces when. We didn't really know what to say. I tried to say something but the only thing that came out of my mouth was figgis-fiddis. Ching Chong just sat there her face as red as a tomato covered in blood. Both of them just smiled a bit before Sarah said "it's okay, we didn't wait ever. I was actually starting to show by the time the wedding came around". This is when we heard their life stories and the vast amounts of unprotected pre-marital sex they had. Finnally the waiter got there and took our orders. I was able to change the situation by telling Ching Chong she was going to love sauerkraut. So we started talking about Germanic culture and food. Anyway we we're glad to have gotten off of the previous subject. So we got our food. Ching Chong was pleased with her side of Sauerkraut, saying it tasted kind of like Kimchi. So me and her had the Eisbein dish, it was delicious. Anyways we're still talking about food and Abraham brings up Kishke and how he's still frustrated he has to go to Israel if he wants some (it's been banned in America since the 60's). Ching Chong asks what that is, and Abraham explains it's a Yiddish dish of stuffed  beef intestine. Ching Chong asked what Yiddish meant. So Abraham explained it to her. She had this look or surprise on her face for a moment before it completely disappeared as quickly as it came. Well anyways we continued eating without any interruption. We eventually payed for our meal and left on good terms.

So we left the restaurant and we're walking to our car when Ching Chong says to me "Anon, how come their noses weren't big?"

I'm laughing so hard I actually fall to the ground. Her ethnic and cultural ignorance is hilarious. Anyways that was my night.