Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Halloween story time

So time for some Halloween stories. Well like I said we didn't even get over twenty people so i was disappointed by that. I did get a few interesting stories though.

>Ching Chong is dressed as spider man, has a nice costume
>I'm wearing a venom shirt, black pants, and a black ski mask with web pattern on it made from whiteout

>First trick or treater we got was this five year old dressed as the Green Lantern.
>I call him Booster Gold
>He says he's green
>I realized that joke is older than he is

>Few people later
>Get this brother and sister dressed as Toph and Sokka from Avatar
>Ask her why she didn't dress as Katara
>"Because she's a goody two shoes who talks too much"
>She got extra candy

>Very next trick or treater
>Little girl dressed as Optimus Prime
>Costume is made out of cardboard
>Pic looked very related
>Extra Candy

>Last visitor of the night was a drunkard, was proably on Charlie Sheen too
>"Maria I'm sorry...wait, Spider man, this isn't my house"
>Ching Chong is afraid he doesn't seem to notice, I think he was honestly trying to figure out why Spider man was there
>He sees me
>"Look out Spider man it's Nigger Spider man!"
>He actually did a 180 and ran away

So yeah that was interesting.

Then we watched Higurashi.

Since some of you are don't know what that is, I'll elaborate. It's a series based on popular visual novels. Anyways the year is 1983 in the small rural village of Hinamizawa and Maebara Keiichi has moved into the sleepy village along with his parents.  There he attends school and is a member of the games club with his friends, Ryuuguu Rena, Sonozaki Mion, Houjou Satoko and Furude Rika. Even though Hinamizawa seems like a quaint, peaceful town to Keiichi soon finds out that is not so. In addition to finding out his friends can turn into some really crazy bitches he learns that the town is cursed with a string of serial murders that occurs in the village every year on the night of the Watanagashi festival.  During the first year, the manager of the controversial dam construction was brutally murdered and dismembered, and a worker went missing. The second year, a head supporter of the dam and his wife fell off a cliff and down a waterfall, but only the man's body was ever found. The third year, the priest of Oyashiro's shrine dropped dead and his wife drowned herself in the swamp. Her body was never found. The fourth year, a housewife was found bludgeoned to death and her nephew went missing. This will be the fifth year.

The story is told in a non-linear fashion involving chapters or arcs, with each chapter being a sort of parallel universe and telling the story from a different character's point of view. So I decided since it was Halloween I'd turn off the light and watch the cotton drifting arc with Ching Chong. Now there's going to be some spoilers in here probably so if you don't want those go fap or something.



>Story is being told from Keichi's point of veiw
>He meets Mion's twin sister Shion, mistaking the later for the former
>It is revealed to the audience that Mion has a crush on Keichi (Ching Chong dawwed)
>Keichi wins a tournament and gives the prize to Rena, bad move (Ching Chong frowned)
>The group attends the Festival, where Tomitake Jiro and Takano Miyo are introduced (you won't need to remember their names), and the curse discussed.
>Shion and Keiichi join them in breaking into the ritual tool shed of the temple, really bad move
>Shed is full of torture equipment (Ching Chong wonders where the cute happy story went)
>Tomitake and Takano are found dead soon after, the former with his throat torn out and the latter burned in a barrel
>Keiichi freaks the fuck out and begins to think he and Shion are next
>Keiichi asks Rika for help

>She and Satoko go missing, along with others from the village
>Also turns out that the Shion Keichii has been talking to might not be Shion at all (Ching Chong is confused)
>Keiichi and Rena suspect that Mion might be related to Rika and Satoko's disappearances and confront her
>She admits it 
>But asks for half an hour alone with Keiichi before she is arrested
>Keichii goes full retard and agrees to this
>Instead of having sex with him she takes him to the underground caverns of the Sonozaki estate
>Keiichi tries to comfort a distraught Shion, Mion knocks him out with a rock from behind
>Mion taunts Keichii for a bit claiming there's a demon insider her, before Keichii convinces her to let him and Shion go
>She agrees to this, and Keichi and Shion are let go, while she disappears
>Later Keiichi sees Mion outside and upon reuniting she stabs him and laughs. (Ching Chong freaked out by laugh)
>In the hospital, the police reveal that Mion was among the dead bodies that they found in the caverns, the police leave Keichii to ponder this
>Then Mion comes up from under his bed and kills him
>You are left wondering who was phone (Ching Chong wants to sleep with the lights on)

But you know what was scarier than that? Ching Chong asked me if I'ld have given her the doll.

4 comments:

  1. >Telling us to fap
    >Forgetting it's No Fap November
    >Not realizing that you're talking to channers, who even if they have had women, may no have one now
    Y U do this?

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  2. Higurashi makes no fucking sense at all.

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  3. Well sure that thing they threw at us in season two came out of left field for sure but I still find it enjoyable.

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