I woke up early to make this post

So I was suppose to post this on Friday or something like that, but eh. I'm going to go ahead and recap something that happened over Thanksgiving.

So me and Ching Chong are at my parents house talking to the rest of the family. And my niece, you know the one who doesn't like me, well she makes a mean spirited joke about I tend to prefer to eat with my hands. She set it up pretty well, but the punch line was that I was an idiot savage who would eat fondue with his hands. Now Ching Chong didn't say anything right then, but I could feel her hand tighten around mine in anger and for a moment I saw a flicker of malice in those eyes. But it passed and she didn't do anything. No trying to punch my niece's skull out of her head or cursing her out. I thought okay maybe she's just trying to be civil and hold her rage back. Well later during the day she asked me to follow her and pulled me along to where my niece was and cornered her away from everybody. Then she let out.

Of course I should probably clarify that it wasn't as bad as the picture I'm using might make you think. She basically grabbed her by the shoulder and whispered threatened that I was her property and that when she made fun of me she was making fun of her, by extension. Then asked if she understood and called her a faggot. Which may have lessened the impact of the threat, but I think my niece got the message. Suffice to say I was trying not to laugh the entire time.

Now for a cute story. So we were watching Terminator and it came to that scene where Arnold goes into the club to go look for Sarah. Well you know that song playing in the background? I started singing along to it and Ching Chong gave me this dirty look and told me to stop. She didn't like the song I guess. So I shut up and we continued watching the movie. Then when we got to part where the truck explodes and the terminator's skin is now completly removed showing his metal skeleton I just broke out singing "She's got him burning, she's got him burning, in the third degreee"! Ching Chong was not amused, grabbed the pillow beside her and began hitting me with it.

I thought it was cute, anyways.

I'll make another blog post, when ever I get around to it. We're not really doing anything this holiday season because money is going to the wedding. Right now we've just been watching Tenchi Muyo and Game of Thrones mostly. Oh and of course "that".

Long time no post

Wow it's been quiet a while. To be fair me and Ching Chong were busy, but I really went for a long time without posting. I'll try and update more often in the future, hopefully, maybe, possibly.

So I think I posted in one of those yandere threads on /R9K/ that Ching Chong got me a collar. She did, only it wasn't a regular collar. It was a dog collar, with a name tag and address. Although she bought me another collar later when she found out she wouldn't be able to walk me around with a leash outside. So there's that.

However besides from general wedding planning stuff there was one other event that happened. Another girl was ogling me. Or at least she did in Ching Chong's mind. I don't know because I don't really pay attention to other women.....yeah that's why.

Anyways we were in the canned foods aisle at a local grocery store. I was bending down to pick up some canned chiles when suddenly Ching Chong steps in front of my ass. "This isn't a show bitch, he's mine" she said to a highly disturbed shopper. I turn around to see what's up and Ching Chong is giving this look of hatred and aiming to throw a soup can at some blondish woman, maybe in her early thirties or late twenties. Anyway the woman turns three hundred and sixty degrees and starts backing away, fear apparent in her eyes. Ching Chong then puts down her bitch stoning soup can back in the cart and tells me let's go. Of course the rest of the time there at the store she periodically feels me up. Anyways when I get home I ask her what the fuck happened. I might have asked right after the incident, but I know better than that.

So once she explained the situation to me I asked if she thought it was really necessary to threaten that woman. She started giggling and saying, "but Anon it's a sin to covet your neighbors property". I replied that it was also considered a sin to have pre-marital sex. She said "it doesn't count when it's your property", and then started giggling again. Then she told me prepare for my punishment for talking back. All in all a good day.

The state of nature is war, so let's tear up this club.

This month has been pretty fascinating. So we told Ching Chong's mother about us and stuff. Well first we had to get her to get Skype and teach her how to make a video call. Anyways she looked at the screen just expecting to see Ching Chong and she saw me sitting right next to her daughter. I tried to say "Hi I'm your daughter's fiance" in Korean, like Ching Chong taught me too, but I fucked that up. She had no idea what I said. So Ching Chong started to explain, and she just sat there listening, just siting there. Then, after Ching Chong was done she began to interrogate me. Well technically Ching Chong translated why she asked questions. I think I figured out which side of the family Ching Chong's temper comes from.

She asked a lot of questions obviously. Who the hell was I. What did I think gave me the right to marry her daughter, ect. However after awhile Ching Chong took over for answering for me, saying that I was her property, that she was going to have me, explaining the uh power dynamics of the relationship. However Ching Chong went a little bit further then that, she also explained the uh....sexual....dynamics. Her mother was pretty shocked by that.

I think her mom took it pretty well all things considered. Now I know you're asking "Anon why would Ching Chong explain her sexual ownership of you to her mother?" Well I asked her the same thing later. She said it was to reinforce the point that she was the one in charge of the relationship. I'm not sure if it was the best way to make her point, but it worked. Her mom no longer thought I was taking advantage of her or pressuring her. Then Ching Chong went further and demanded that she give us her blessing. Her mother was caught off guard by this, but Ching Chong was pretty forceful. Her mother seemed kind of scared of her, like she she thought Ching Chong would come through and beat her up. Ching Chong then pretty much ended the call with her telling her mom that she was going to be the one to tell her father about us cause she didn't want to deal with his "retarded ass".

I don't know how that's going on her end. I mean she called a few times. Actually said a few sentences in broken English to me. One of them was asking if I would be wearing a dress at the wedding. That was, well. Ching Chong said I wouldn't be though because I'm too "tall looking" for dresses. Speaking of too tall.

So you know how it's common for the bride and groom to dance first at the reception. Well even though the wedding isn't until March she wants to learn how to dance with me now. She's not that good at dancing and we've never really slow danced or anything before so it was different. By different I mean really awkward due to height differences. So she put on some heels to try and giver herself a boost. Now I told her dancing with heels was a bad idea. But she didn't want to listen. So she nearly fell a couple of times and I got my toes stepped on. So yeah we'll never be able to suddenly break into song and dance and summon 1960's spider-man with our camp it looks like. I just wonder when this bruise on my big toe is going to go away.

It's occurring!

Long time no see huh. So I guess I have some explaining to do. Well some of your guys were on the right track with the rape dungeon line of though. Although it was more just lots of rough sexual acts with little concern for my consent. What's the difference you ask? Well I was allowed to go outside. But things were still very busy.

However there was something even more important that was going on behind the scenes. That I didn't expect. So you remember from my last post that Ching Chong got that call from an old friend, and she talked about me. Well she one thing she talked was a certain plan she had for me. She only put it into action about a week ago though. She had to work up a bit of courage to do it. No, I'm not talking about butt sex. I know you're disappointed. But wait for a moment and let me tell you my story.

So I come home to Ching Chong sitting at the kitchen table fidgeting with something, something that she immediately hide from me upon coming in. Now at first I thought it was just a birthday present that she had bought early or something. Well anyways afterwards things we're fairly normal the usual routine.

However later that night she sat me down on the couch and told me she wanted to talk about something. She was fairly apprehensive, struggling to find her words and making weird breathing noises. I thought she was going to have a panic attack. And then she blurted it out.

I was a bit taken back. Not just by the contents of the message but also because she yelled it at me like some kind of ancient war cry. Then I hear yes, it took me a moment to realize it was I who said it. There was a good five minutes of rejoicing followed by some awkward silence as we figured out to do next. Ching Chong was able to figure out something to do.

Now I've told my family and friends and we're making plans to have it be done in about eight months on or close to her birthday. Although we're still talking about what kind of ceremony we want and where we want it. Okay well mostly my family and friends are just throwing suggestions and ideas at us. But yeah ceremony is still in the planning stages. However we still haven't told her parents yet, in fact as you know they still don't even know about us. So we're trying to come up with a way to tell them that doesn't cause them to disown Ching Chong. We might have more a bit more luck with her mom, but I'm there's going to be some sort of well reactionary reaction from her father. Now before any of you ask, no, you're not invited. I don't trust you guys not to do something foolish or lewd.

Not sure when I'll make another full post but I'll try to respond to the comments you're going to make.

Summer begins

Well exams are over, and we also saw Iron man 3. It was pretty good. Not muh Mandarin but still enjoyable.  I liked that they had Tony doing awesome things outside of his suit. But that's not what you come here to read right?

You're here to read cute stories about Ching Chong right?

Well when she was studying for one of her exams on her bed and she called me in for help on something. But once I got in there I could tell nothing scholastic would going on.

Now at first I thought she just wanted me to draw her like one of my french girls. But instead she told me to massage her feet. I figured why not and started to massage her feet. Things were going pretty normally. Then she told me to use my tongue. I paused, she said it would make it feel better. Her feet were clean so I agreed. Then after awhile I noticed she moved one of her hands down south and was making familiar noises. I paused to ask her if she was really doing that. However as soon as I stopped she turned to look at me and said "I didn't say to stop". I then continued until she was satisfied. Apparently this is going to be a thing.

Now for a less lewd story.

So we got a phone call and I answered it. The voice on the other end replied back hesitantly in unsure English asking if Ching Chong was there. I handed her the phone and soon enough she was talking in Korean. In a pretty excited manner too. Almost seemed like she was bragging about something. Anyway she eventually ended the call. Apparently an old friend back from Korea discovered her number and called to see how she was doing in America. So I straight out asked her, "Did you talk about me by chance"? Chin Chong blushed nervously and twiddled her fingers before saying "I told her I found you here, and that you're pretty and cute".

She then blushed more and said "I told some other things too". I tired to get her to elaborate but she just shook her head while blushing.

Oh someone also asked in one of the comment sections about what Ching Chong thought about EA being in charge of future Star Wars games. She's pretty ambivalent about it, she's just happy we'll be getting new Star Wars games. I'm actually the one who's more disappointed  Mostly because we'll never get a new Rogue Squadron game and we're never going to be able to save Sev.

purple and green-daily dose

Me and Ching Chong have been doing pretty good.

She's doing pretty well with her treatment. Doing some biofeedback stuff. Her therapist had her hooked up to this Electromyogram device to test to see measure her muscle tension to see how stressed she was. I was out in the waiting room, asleep actually. Anyway after Ching Chong got done with her appointment she came back to the waiting room and grabbed hold of my arm and started leaving, not knowing I was asleep. So I was pulled out of the chair I was sitting in as well as my slumber all pretty quickly when I hit the ground. Gave me a bit of a start waking up on the floor with what eventually become a bruise on my forehead..

She was quite flustered about the whole thing. Insisted on being the one to drive us home and putting neosporyin on it. I wanted to just tell her I was fine, but she can be stubborn about such things.

St. Patrick's day was a bit different this year. We didn't go out drinking but suffice to say there was a green substance present as we celebrated the expulsion of the druids from Ireland by some Englishman. Also since we were with friends we got to play a couple fun games, like this wacky thing happens in your life how do you respond. More specifically Ching Chong got asked what she would do if me and her switched bodies. Now she was quite baked at this point, so her response was not exactly intelligible.

The only word she got out between her bouts of laughter was dicks. The next day when I asked her about that she just blushed and said to stop being "lewd". I think she was saying she would have fapped, but I can't be sure.

Then there was he Birthday. I took her out to a restaurant, specialized in Sonoran cuisine. I kind of played a mean trick on her because I told the hostess to tell the waiter to only take our orders in Spanish. Now while skill in the language isn't the best, Ching Chong can't speak it at all. So when the waiter came to our table and asked us ¿Quieres algo de beber? Well Ching Chong was confused and just try to point to things on the menu. I thought it was pretty hilarious. She didn't find it as funny as I did. I got her a present, A lego TIE-fighter, she likes it. Actually picks it off the shelf and flies it around making flying and laser noises. However before the night was over she made sure I was punished for my joke.

She eventually caught me and after the punishment my wrists were pretty chaffed and there were a number of new bite marks on my body.

Easter I got her some candy and she more or less went on a binge with it. Actually ate my chocolate bunny. She vomited though, so I guess that makes it okay.

April fools was, well interesting. I didn't play a joke on Ching Chong because I was afraid she'd punish me for it. Ching Chong on the other hand though. Well, that was a different story.

She told me she was going to fuck me in the ass and gave a detailed and explicit explanation of what she would do to it and what would happen to my ass. I'll just sum it up with one line she said.

"The red magma that is your blood will erupt from the brown earth inside your asshole as I plunge into you again and again". Granted it was a joke but I've never been so scared for my butt before.

Oh ye of little faith

It's been over a month and a half since I've last posted and a number of things have happened. First off you probably want to know what going on with Ching Chong's psyche. She is doing therapy as well as taking anti-depressants. Now she didn't want to go on the anti-depressants but both her therapist and psychiatrist recommended taking it in conjunction with her therapy as they statistically work better together than apart. Her therapy is going well, she likes her therapist, and says they get along well. Her medication was a bit of a different story though. I had to pretty much had to convince her daily to take the medication. The main reason why she didn't want to take her medication was because it can cause sexual dysfunction. Things like difficulty becoming aroused, lack of interest in sex, and anorgasmia (trouble achieving orgasm). None of these things occurred though. Especially not the lack of interest in sex. 

So she's taking her medication without  needing me to giver her a speech about it. She seems to be responding to treatment well enough, she'll still have some moments and behaviors but they're not as frequent. 

Anyways how about a valentines day story? So Valentines day we decided to stay home and watch some movies. Not RomComs though, no, just no. We marathoned Tenchi Universe. Ching Chong thought Sasami was best girl. She also called Tenchi a "spineless dummy", personally I prefer the term faggot, but it works. Anyways we ate veggie pizza and spicy buffalo wings. I also made cookies, they were peanut butter. Then later that night we did 'that'. 

Anyways about a week ago Ching Chong did actually socialize with someone besides me. Remember that girl Ching Chong played patty cake with? Well I told her it would be nice if she and Ching Chong had a girl's day out. She liked the idea, Ching Chong was a bit more reserved though. 

But they had a pretty fun day. They bought some new clothers, got their nails done, their hair did, got a pap smear, ate some ice cream, got high, and other girl things. So yeah, she has a friend now technically. 

Another post

Yeah it's been awhile since I posted, but I have good reasons for that. But first, one anon asked me to tell the story of the first time me and Ching Chond had intercourse. It was a sweltering July day and we had gotten home from seeing Captain America. Now me and Ching Chong had been "going out" or "dating" for a bit. But we didn't really act like we were in a relationship, partially because I was a faggot and was slightly disturbed by Ching Chong's activities.

However that day changed things. We were on the couch when Ching Chong came over to me and I soon landed on the floor with an audible pomf =3. Compared to how she was now with sex Ching Chong was nervous, which is understandable considering it was her first time. But things went well. Yeah I know it's short.

Anyways the reason I didn't write another post earlier is because Ching Chong was having a bit of a problem. She had a bit of depression and a body image crisis. Nothing like anorexia or bulimia  no, she just thought her she was ugly looking, or that all other women were much prettier than her. She'd look at her self in the mirror constantly, look for wrinkles or lines, comb her hair obsessively, be worried about her eyes, and spend time online looking for ways to make her breasts bigger. Then she also would constantly compare herself with other women and rank her self lower than them.

It started off small but quickly grew. I was worried about her and told her it might be good for her to see a psychologist or a therapist. She didn't want to do that though. I don't think she likes the thought of being in therapy on using anti-depressants. I kept pushing her seeing as she just kept getting worse and she eventually relented. We went to see her physician and he asked her a number of questions and took some measurements  He diagnosed her with depression and made her an appointment with a psychologist and a psychiatrist for further diagnosis. He thinks she might have body dysmorphic disorder but wants to have other take a better look at it. So she's going to go see those two and hopefully they'll be able to figure out why she's acting like this.

Now I should clarify it's not that she spends every second of the day moping about her body, I can still get her to smile and laugh but there are just some things that set her off. She hasn't tried to harm herself or anything so that's good, but there are just some times during the days when she's just down.

Not sure when I'll be making another post.

Do they live among us?

Okay it's been nearly a month since I posted I know. But I have a good excuse for that. Me and Ching Chong were spending a lot of time doing really fun things.

We went to see the Hobbit. That was a good movie. I personally think it was better than the Lord of the Rings films. Mostly because Frodo is an anooying shit why Bilbo is a pretty cool guy. Rises to the occasion even though he afraids of everything. Ching Chong's favorite character was Radagast the brown, because he was humorous and silly, also she had trouble remembering the dwarfs names. Which is understandable cause there's a lot of them. But yeah 9/10 film will buy when it comes out on video.

Now how was our Christmas you ask? Pretty good. I got Ching Chong the entire Republic Commando book series. She was pretty pleased with that. I also got her some socks with toe space things on them. You know, the kind that are almost like gloves for your feet. Yeah those. She liked those as well. Ching Chong got me a a necklace. I don't think I've gotten jewelry as a gift before. But it's nice. It looks kind of like a Ying Yang symbol but it's split into three sections and all the fields are black. The lines are silver in color and instead of dots it has holes. I think it's a Buddhist symbol or something. I didn't really ask her what it meant because when she was giving it to me she was blushing and nervous. She also got the last Star Fighter, which is a pretty cool movie if you haven't seen it. And of course there was also the other things we did on Christmas day.

I couldn't tell whether she was taking "vengeance" on me. Because she was rougher than usual, or seemed that way. But maybe she was not.

Anyways we also went to a New Years party. Shit got hard core. Someone put some kind of psychedelic hallucinogen in the drinks, we're not sure who did it, we all want to beat up the person who did though. Luckily I had decided to be the designated driver so I didn't drink anything. Ching Chong was not so lucky though. At first she was just dizzy and was seeing spots and "bendy lights". So I took her home early. She was okay once I got her to sit down. Although she couldn't really focus to well on my voice while I was trying to talk to her and got distracted easily. Then she thought my voice was coming from the little Christmas tree we had yet to put away.

Could have been worse though, could have been much worse.

Oh also Ching and I recently started watching this one tv series that use to air on animal planet. Called the lost tapes. They're all pretty spooky. Anyways we were watching the Bigfoot episode. And Bigfoot was following this park ranger lady while she was investigating bear poaching. Then the poacher showed up and started to harass her, and threaten her. He was proably going to violate her, but then Bigfoot showed up and killed him for messing with his waifu. Ching Chong replied that Bigfoot's actions were justified and she'd do the same. So you know there's that.