Monday, December 23, 2013

I woke up early to make this post

So I was suppose to post this on Friday or something like that, but eh. I'm going to go ahead and recap something that happened over Thanksgiving.

So me and Ching Chong are at my parents house talking to the rest of the family. And my niece, you know the one who doesn't like me, well she makes a mean spirited joke about I tend to prefer to eat with my hands. She set it up pretty well, but the punch line was that I was an idiot savage who would eat fondue with his hands. Now Ching Chong didn't say anything right then, but I could feel her hand tighten around mine in anger and for a moment I saw a flicker of malice in those eyes. But it passed and she didn't do anything. No trying to punch my niece's skull out of her head or cursing her out. I thought okay maybe she's just trying to be civil and hold her rage back. Well later during the day she asked me to follow her and pulled me along to where my niece was and cornered her away from everybody. Then she let out.

Of course I should probably clarify that it wasn't as bad as the picture I'm using might make you think. She basically grabbed her by the shoulder and whispered threatened that I was her property and that when she made fun of me she was making fun of her, by extension. Then asked if she understood and called her a faggot. Which may have lessened the impact of the threat, but I think my niece got the message. Suffice to say I was trying not to laugh the entire time.

Now for a cute story. So we were watching Terminator and it came to that scene where Arnold goes into the club to go look for Sarah. Well you know that song playing in the background? I started singing along to it and Ching Chong gave me this dirty look and told me to stop. She didn't like the song I guess. So I shut up and we continued watching the movie. Then when we got to part where the truck explodes and the terminator's skin is now completly removed showing his metal skeleton I just broke out singing "She's got him burning, she's got him burning, in the third degreee"! Ching Chong was not amused, grabbed the pillow beside her and began hitting me with it.

I thought it was cute, anyways.

I'll make another blog post, when ever I get around to it. We're not really doing anything this holiday season because money is going to the wedding. Right now we've just been watching Tenchi Muyo and Game of Thrones mostly. Oh and of course "that".

21 comments:

  1. >fiancee is threatening your family and doesn't let you sing when you want to
    I hope things are going better than how you make it sound...

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    1. I don't know I like having a fiancee who threatens annoying nieces for me.

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  2. What is "that" you speak of?

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  3. Your good humour does help to assuage whatever worries I have.
    Seriously, though, you would warn us if things were going bad, right?

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    1. If I ever stop making lame jokes that's usually indicative something is up. But what could go wrong?

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    2. >Yandere fiancee who is also a dom controlling every aspect of your life

      I can think of few things left to go wrong, but I'm not you, you seem to thrive on this shit.

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  4. What anime is that top pic from, if I may ask?

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  5. Waiting for update

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  6. Welp I think it's clear she's taken him into her se dungeon. So long buddy, you will be missed.

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  7. just read this entire blog as well as that blind guys stories from a few years ago. Needless to say i was late for class, but it was so worth it.

    Im truly jealous of you man, living the dream.

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  8. He probably made some sort of accidental comment about the wedding or ching chong and she killed him

    Rip in peace brother

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  9. Please don't be dead. Great stories btw and damn, you have ace skills at picking the perfect reaction pics.

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  10. JESUS CHRIST, IVE CHECKED THIS BLOG EVERY DAY FOR ALMOST A MONTH

    MAKE A POST ALREADY.

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  11. Please don't be death.

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  12. You guys need to chill out. He's probably just busy with wedding stuff. He's getting married, remember?

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  13. Ching Chong make anon-kun kill.

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