So yesterday was Ching Chong's birthday. Was pretty good.

>Realize I won't be able to wake up earlier than her without using an alarm which would wake her up
>Decide the only way to get around this is to not fall asleep at all.
>Stay awake all night
>Get out of bed before she get's up
>Make gaeran tost-u (essentially an egg sandwich with added cabbage and brown sugar)
>She wakes up about halfway through it
>Scared voice comes from the bedroom
>"Anon, where'd you go, Anon"?
>So she comes out of the bedroom and makes her way to the kitchen
>Looks around the corner
>She runs over to hug me
>"How come you're making breakfast anon"?
>"Cause it's your birthday"
>"You....you remembered my birthday"
>Intense hugging 


I somehow still managed to fuck up toast and it's a bit burnt
>She loves it anyways
>Afterwards I tell her it's time to brush her teeth 
>Everyday until you like it
>She likes it
>Want's it everyday, forever now
>Seriously HFW

Then later we went to for a hiking trip on a little mountain trail. Of course before we went there Ching Chong had to wear my clothes. And not just clothes from my closet. Nope she had get some that had a stronger scent, which meant pulling things out of my hamper. So the few people we passed by on the trail saw me and a short Korean girl in grimy wrinkled clothes.

Anyways we make it to the top of the trail right on time. The sun is slowly starting to slink down towards west. We sit and watch the sun slowly move out of sight. Stay there even after the sun has set. Watch the stars for a bit. Ching Chong says she sees a shooting star, probably more likely a plan but it's her birthday so whatever. I ask her if she wants to make a wish. She looks at me and tells me no, that I'm everything she could ever want.

Then we went home, and she got in one of her moods.

Oh also an anon drew this.

It's awesome man. I actually kind of want to hang it up on the wall. But that would require me to explain the whole blog to Ching Chong and well, that's a frightening aspect.

My head hurts

So I drank a lot last night. Head feels like somebody used it for drum practice. Ching Chong's out right now, getting me stuff to help with my hangover. I don't remember a whole lot from last night so some of this is from Ching Chong's testimony.

>Get to party
>I head straight for the Guinness
>Let me show you the traditions of my people
>Fuck yeah Ireland
>Declare myself king of Munster with Ching Chong as my queen
>More Guinness
>Start trying to sing Black Is the Color Of My True Love's Hair
>Ching Chong is really liking this
>Can't really remember the words anymore now
>Change to a different song
>"Too ra loo ra loo ra loo, they're looking for monkeys up in the zoo. If I had a face like you, I'd join the British army. "
>Ching Chong doesn't care for my renditions of Irish rebel songs
>Eventually decides I've had too much to drink and that it's time to go home
>Drags me back to the car
>It's raining
>I for some reason tried to get her to dance in the rain with me
>Just end up falling on my ass and getting myself soaked
>Fall asleep once I get home
>She has to take off my wet clothes
>I wake up today with nothing but a blanket covering me and Ching Chong nuzzled up against me
>HFW she is recalling the events of last night to me

> Not sure if she raped me or not

End of Rine

So me and Ching Chong bought Mass Effect 3. Yes buying it, from gamestop, with money, that was ours, that was acquired by the process of wage labor. I'm not proud of it but there it is.

>Walk into gamestop
>Pick up a copy of ME3
>A line has formed in front of the counter
>Take our place in line
>There is a small child in front of us
>He notices the package
>Asks us if we're sure we want that
>What
>"You  can take the blue dialogue option, you go back to Earth. You believe....whatever you want to believe.

> Or you take the red dialogue option.....and I'll show you how deep the butthurt goes..."

>Then he took out a tooth brush and stabbed me in the head and killed me

>It was then Ching Chong realized the kid was actually a bloody Krogan Warlord

>She pulled out Jessi and started shooting.

>The Krogan took cover behind the counter and the other customers ran for cover

>Most of them tripped over their capes and burst into treats

>Others started bleeding out spagetthi when the automated cheese defense system started shooting lasers at them

>As Ching Chong is firing away at the Krogan's cover one of her bullets hits one of the containers for PS3 games, which was actually a cover for black market high grade explosives

>They went off and brought the entire place down on their heads

>Ching Chong was the only one to make it out alive

No but we did buy it from gamestop, the purchase was rather uneventful. 

My general opinion of the game so far

Ching Chong is still holding out hope though. She put a lot of effort into creating the perfect save for it. Cut into her masturbation time quite a bit. We did however come up with a general consensus for a species tier. 

>Glorious master race: Geth

>Bro tier: Krogan and Turians

>Adequate tier: Humand and Salarians

>Too small of a population size to judge tier: Drell, Yahg, and Rachni 

>Usless merchants tier: Elcor and Volus

>Big stupid jellyfish tier: Hanar

>Space gypsies tier: Quarians

>How are these guys still alive tier: Batarians and Vorcha

>Bitch whore slut tier: Asari

>Full retard tier: Reapers

Also Tali's face is horrible it made Ching Chong cry.