Ching Chong meets Mary Jane

So seeing as Ching Chong has never gotten high before I figured it would be hilarious if Ching Chong and I celebrated 420 with brownies.

>Immediately after she eats the brownie she asks if it's working yet
>She grows impatient
>Then the munchies start to set in for her

>I go to shitpost on /a/ while she chows down
>Eventually I stopped and went to get her.
>Soon as I came into eyesight of her she put down her food and started hugging me
>Telling me I was "pretty"
>Had me sit on the couch just so she could play with my hair
>Meanwhile I was giggling the whole time
>Kept calling my pretty
>Eventually started chewing on my hair
>I'm trying to stifle my laughter
>With a mouth full of my hair she says "Wuv uuu anon". 
>Would have nearly died from Hnngh there if she didn't start trying to undress me
>She was still chewing on my hair and she tried to lift my shirt above my head
>Meanwhile I'm laughing my ass off

There are no images on the internet that could capture that moment.

Generic anime: the pool episode

>So things have been going pretty good at the Ching Chong household nothing out of the ordinary. 
>Ching Chong decides to call up some of my friends to go swimming at one of the local pools
>Friends agree and I'm pleased by Ching Chong's apparent social initiative
>get to pool
>At first Ching Chong is like this

>But I eventually get her to come into the pool
>About halfway through she pulls me out to put more sun block on my back saying I'm getting red
>Has me lay on my stomach while she lays her hands on my back
>Makes sure to get every part of my back, especially lower back
>I mean really low
>She was trying to pull my shorts down to get at my ass
>Ask her what she's doing
>Awkwardly stops and tells me she's finished. 
>Go back to swimming
>Later when drying off talking to friend
>"Dude we should hang out more, let's take a trip to Vegas"
>I of course say no for obvious reasons

1. I'd have to bring Ching Chong along: Can you imagine me leaving her alone? Can you imagine me letting her leave her behind?
2. wedding chapels: Too big of a temptation for Ching Chong to drug and marry me
3. The house would kill us: I'd try and use Ching Chong's math skills to count the cards and we'd be found out and end up buried in the Mohave.

>He still keeps pestering me about it
>"Come on, it'll be fun, you know it"
>Decide I've had enough and tell him "dude I'm fucking busy"
>Ching Chong overhears and chimes in "but my name isn't busy"

>And then after the shock wears off they start laughing like jackals 
>Ching Chong still doesn't understand why it was so funny

Ching Chong's humor needs some work

So guy's I saw the toonami adult swim thing. It was awesome already sent my email telling them to bring it back.

Anyways night went like this.

>Learn Toonami is coming back for one night
>MFW

>Ching Chong is confused as to why I'm so excited for a one night block airing of Chinese cartoons
>Try to explain it to her but give up when I realize it would be as fruitless as trying to explain the pleasure of being cummed inside to a virgin
>A little bit dissapointed in the fact that this just the executives at CN dangling hope in front of us only take it away while shouting April fools
>Tell this to Ching Chong
>Ching Chong forgot it was April Fools day before I reminded her
>We keep watching 
>Anyways about half through Ching Chong tells me she's going to kill me and feed me to dogs
>What
>"April Fools"
>HFW

We need to work on her humor.