Saturday, April 21, 2012

Ching Chong meets Mary Jane

So seeing as Ching Chong has never gotten high before I figured it would be hilarious if Ching Chong and I celebrated 420 with brownies.

>Immediately after she eats the brownie she asks if it's working yet
>She grows impatient
>Then the munchies start to set in for her
>I go to shitpost on /a/ while she chows down
>Eventually I stopped and went to get her.
>Soon as I came into eyesight of her she put down her food and started hugging me
>Telling me I was "pretty"
>Had me sit on the couch just so she could play with my hair
>Meanwhile I was giggling the whole time
>Kept calling my pretty
>Eventually started chewing on my hair
>I'm trying to stifle my laughter
>With a mouth full of my hair she says "Wuv uuu anon". 
>Would have nearly died from Hnngh there if she didn't start trying to undress me
>She was still chewing on my hair and she tried to lift my shirt above my head
>Meanwhile I'm laughing my ass off

There are no images on the internet that could capture that moment.
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11 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 22, 2012 at 11:29 AM

    Munchies aren't as cool as people think they are. No matter what you do you can't look cool eating a whole box of pop tarts.

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    1. Ching-ChongApril 23, 2012 at 6:13 AM

      But seeing her try and fit a huge sandwich in her mouth was adorable.

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  2. AnonymousApril 22, 2012 at 12:59 PM

    Be thankful she didn't go full paranoid. That shit would've been ugly.

    Looking forward to more of your posts (and getting my very own Ching Chong).

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    1. Ching-ChongApril 23, 2012 at 6:14 AM

      Getting your own Ching Chong?

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    2. AnonymousApril 25, 2012 at 6:32 AM

      I think you understand more than anyone that finding your own crazy Korean girlfriend is a goal all men should strive for.

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    3. Ching-ChongApril 25, 2012 at 8:09 PM

      But you don't find them, they find you. They seek you out like a power ring from a lantern corps. They search far and wide, but when they find you......glorious.

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    4. AnonymousApril 26, 2012 at 8:23 AM

      Which ring do you think they are... Propably the red ring good luck having you family ripped to shreds for getting inbetween you and her.

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    5. Ching-ChongApril 26, 2012 at 11:50 PM

      >Ching Chong not being a star sapphire

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  3. AnonymousApril 29, 2012 at 3:25 PM

    .... That is... really goddamn adorable.

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  4. AnonymousMay 2, 2012 at 5:14 PM

    OMG GUYZ CHING CHONG GOT THE MUNCHIES AND ATE HIM!1!!!!1!!!111!!

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