Friday, May 10, 2013

Summer begins

Well exams are over, and we also saw Iron man 3. It was pretty good. Not muh Mandarin but still enjoyable.  I liked that they had Tony doing awesome things outside of his suit. But that's not what you come here to read right?

You're here to read cute stories about Ching Chong right?

Well when she was studying for one of her exams on her bed and she called me in for help on something. But once I got in there I could tell nothing scholastic would going on.

Now at first I thought she just wanted me to draw her like one of my french girls. But instead she told me to massage her feet. I figured why not and started to massage her feet. Things were going pretty normally. Then she told me to use my tongue. I paused, she said it would make it feel better. Her feet were clean so I agreed. Then after awhile I noticed she moved one of her hands down south and was making familiar noises. I paused to ask her if she was really doing that. However as soon as I stopped she turned to look at me and said "I didn't say to stop". I then continued until she was satisfied. Apparently this is going to be a thing.

Now for a less lewd story.

So we got a phone call and I answered it. The voice on the other end replied back hesitantly in unsure English asking if Ching Chong was there. I handed her the phone and soon enough she was talking in Korean. In a pretty excited manner too. Almost seemed like she was bragging about something. Anyway she eventually ended the call. Apparently an old friend back from Korea discovered her number and called to see how she was doing in America. So I straight out asked her, "Did you talk about me by chance"? Chin Chong blushed nervously and twiddled her fingers before saying "I told her I found you here, and that you're pretty and cute".

She then blushed more and said "I told some other things too". I tired to get her to elaborate but she just shook her head while blushing.

Oh someone also asked in one of the comment sections about what Ching Chong thought about EA being in charge of future Star Wars games. She's pretty ambivalent about it, she's just happy we'll be getting new Star Wars games. I'm actually the one who's more disappointed  Mostly because we'll never get a new Rogue Squadron game and we're never going to be able to save Sev.

24 comments:

  1. Shut up, Sev is waiting for us.

    It will happen.

    It will.

    ;_;

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  2. >Then after awhile I noticed she moved one of her hands down south and was making familiar noises

    Dick = Diamonds.

    EA is the devil, and Stars War games will be ruined forever. The end.

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    1. >Stars War
      Cant tell if serious or dork.

      Also this blog post is now about Sev.

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    2. >Being this easy
      anon pls

      EA is the devil and Republic Commando is death/will be ruined forever. The end.

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  3. >tfw you will never have a qt3.14 korean girl brag about you
    a-am i doing this right

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    1. Why don't you just move to Seoul anon?

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    2. what part of umerica is that in?

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  4. So how did "you" feel during the lewd part ?

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    1. It makes my heart feel all warm and fuzzy and I'm pretty sure I blush when I do it.

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    2. Good answer. So is ching chong becoming bolder or what ?

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    3. She's a bit more forceful and blunt.

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  5. How is her English normally? Does she speak it quite fluently or..?

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    1. Her English is pretty good. She'll make some mistakes occasionally, but that's usually when she's tired or drunk. She spent a lot of time practicing and studying the language before she came over here.

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  6. So have you asked her how she feels about this North Korea business? From what I understand most South Koreans are used to their bullshit.

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    1. She's fairly sure the situation won't erupt into war.

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  7. "you're pretty and cute" She describes you as pretty rape-able? Prepare your anus, and have a good one scotty

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    1. Why does everyone think she's going to ravage my ass?

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    2. Because she is....soon.

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  8. She totally said to her over the phone in Korean something about your overall sexual skill.

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  9. You should totally show us a picture of you two.

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    1. Seconding this, blur the faces if you want, just let us see our collective waifu.

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  10. Waiting for next update.... otherwise we need to assume you are locked forever in your house as the waifu to your new husbando. God speed.

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    1. With his ass being repeatedly wrecked into oblivion.

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  11. ChingChong, please escape your rape dungeon and make another post plz

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