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Sup guys. So Christmas was yesterday and Ching Chong was adorable.

>December 25th, 12:01 AM
>I wake up to Ching Chong jumping up and down on the bed telling me it's Christmas time
>I pull the blanket over my head and tell her to wait a few more hours
>Nope
>She actually pushes me out of the bed
>"Christmas time anon"
>Get up and go with her to the tree
>Open your presents first anon
>Okay
>Go for the smaller present first
>It's a kindle
>I can use this read the electronic books that I legally purchased
>Next present is bigger 
>I ask Ching Chong what's in it
>HFW

>Open it
>It's another box
>Open that
>Another smaller box
>Do this a two more times
>Inside is a chocolate orange ball, one of those that you smash and splits into slices and a letter
>Holy shit long letter

TL;DR version: Even though we come from very different and faraway places, and even though it took some years I found you.

>Time for Ching Chong to open her presents
>She opens them slowly and carefully, making sure not to rip the wrapping paper
>First one she open is the charm bracelet I got her
>She immediately puts it on
>Tells me she'll always cherish it while hugging me
>Next present is also opened slowly and carefully
>Orange apron with the floral pattern
>Ching Chong really loves this present
>Her nose actually starts bleeding just like in my Chinese cartoons.

>And after that we gave each other other sorts of presents if you know what I mean
>We had sexual intercourse in the missionary position with the lights out under the covers
>We spent the rest of the day watching movies
>Like Alien and the Star Wars Christmas special, the latter was Ching Chong's idea
>Fucking unsubbed shyriiwook
>Also I think watching Alien made her even more disgusted of the idea of pregnancy