Did I surprise you? It's me.

So I was the one who posted in that Yandere thread on Thursday and Friday. Well during the day when I was playing vidya it made me think of things. Like how Ching Chong is like a flower, beautiful and delicate and how fucked up things could have been if she got attached to someone else. They could have been a normal-fag who's only interested in fucking dead fish vanilla bitches or worse they could have been a complete asshole. I mean yeah I talk a lot about how forceful she can be be but if you're dependent on someone who has few redeeming qualities you're life can be pretty fucked up.

I mean eventually she would have "corrected" the issue. She would have implemented a "final solution" to the problem. But that probably would have gotten her into trouble with the law. Not saying it was fate or destiny or anything like she thinks, but us getting together was the most optimal outcome for both parties.

Now for something less heavy though.

Me and Ching Chong saw X-Men day we rebooted the series. We enjoyed it. Though never of us understand why Magneto was wrong. I mean if he killed Nixon, Trask, and the other people in the bunker there things would have turned out pretty well. I mean who's going to authorize a new Sentinel program, Ford? Ford can't do shit, that's why Nixon choose him. Also that revelation that Kennedy was possibly a mutant.

Oh also I fell asleep Friday before Ching Chong came home, so I wasn't able to make her dinner. I woke up to her staring down at me with a bag in her hand. She told me she already ordered pizza but I had to put "this on". It was underwear, womens underwear, and a dress. She grabbed a cushion and situated herself on the floor. Told me to take off my clothes and do it now. I asked her if she was serious. She just nodded. So I took off the clothes I had on and started putting on the panties and dress. The panties were black and lacy. The dress was white and short just barely came down to my legs so I tried to stretch it down to give me a bit of modesty, mostly because I had a nervous boner. Ching Chong was laying on her back looking at me with this satisfied smirk, before she just started full on laughing

I asked her if she was done, she nodded said I could take the stuff off because I looked "ridiculous". Luckily for me she finds it too comical looking to be arousing. Then she handed me all the pepper packets and said that was my diner, and that I had to eat them.