Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Ching Chong is a cutie, and the best girl too

Sup guys. So Valentines day was awesome. Partly because I didn't suffer any injuries (well nothing horrible anyway) but mostly because Ching Chong has an intense level of dedication. So I'm sleeping in bed like normal when Ching Chong starts shaking me awake.
>Wakey, Wakey, Eggs and Bakey Anon. 
>Not just bacon and eggs but waffles, with the bacon and eggs making a smiley face
>I'm about to dig in when she stops me
>She wants to feed me my breakfast
>Adorable as fuck
>Have to take shower, brush teeth, comb my hair, do other hygienic activities. 
>She offers to help me
>Gives me a bath
>Has me kneel down so she can comb my hair
>Actually brushes my teeth for me
>After that is finished she suggests we go on a long walk
>About halfway through she decides she wants me to carry her on my back
>However she doesn't inform me of this
>Jumps on my back
>Oh shit we're going down
>I'm okay except for a few scrapes on my hands
>Ching Chong is still worried though and we head back home with her apologizing over and over again
>Once we get home she get's the alcohol to disinfect my scrapes (I didn't want to but she insisted)
>Too much alcohol, shit burns
>I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry
>She's almost on the verge of crying
>Starts calling herself stupid and blaming herself
>Only one way to stop this cycle
>Hug her until she calms down
>Spend the rest of time lying on the couch snuggling
>Eventually we get ready to go to dinner
>Ching Chong drives (if you didn't realize yet her idea for the day was to do everything for me)
>She's actually pretty good considering she doesn't get much experience
>We eat diner at this Mexican place
>We feed each other our dishes
>Daaw
>After we leave she pulls out a blindfold
>Has me put it on saying our next destination is a surprise
>Oh shit, this is the part where I end up chained in an abandoned warehouse
>Still comply with her request though
>She drives a distance and I have no idea where we are
>Parks car and guides me out
>I can hear a lot of people but no idea where I am
>She stops to open a door
>Overwhelming smell of popcorn
>Oh movie theater
>I get to keep my legs
>Hands guy our tickets which she bought before
>Blurts out not to say the name of the movie to the guy, saying she want to surprise (I still have the blindfold on)
>Guy says okay
>We get a tub of popcorn and a large drink to share
>I'm still blindfolded
>Get into the actual room
>Sit in one of the front rows (not the very front, but the ones where you don't have to walk up stairs to get to)
>Sit down
>Ask her if I can take my blindfold off now
>Yep
>She hands me a pair of 3D glasses to put on
>"So what are we seeing"?
>"Star Wars"
>But it's shit
>HFW

In case you were wondering it was still shit just like when it first came out, maybe even shittier.
>Waiting for movie to start
>Oh god damn these fucking previews are horrible just start the movie (well that one for the clone wars cartoon was okay. /co/ seems to like it at any rate. Is it any good?)
>I realize just hard sad it is that I want the Phantom Menace to start playing
>Horrible movie is horrible
>Kids in the audience forget that to use their inside voices
>Parents neglect to strangle them
>Movie ends
>Ching Chong's face when

>Entire drive home is her expressing her immense rage
>Yes good, good let the hate flow through you.
>But no she was really pissed
>Also in her rage she pointed something out to me that makes the movie truly horrifying

Jar Jar Binks was the main character. No really he was pretty much the only character with an arc and understandable motivations. Now i know what you're thinking what about Obi-Wan? Nope he spent half the movie on the ship being boring and we barely knew anything him. Liam Neeson just spent the movie making logically and ethically questionable decisions. Natalie Portman just spoke in a monotone voice and got hit on by an eight year old. Said eight year old only showed up about thirty minutes into the movie and most of the things that happened were ever out of his control or comprehension. Meanwhile Jar Jar goes from clumsy retard cartoon character to Bombad General. Feels pretty horrible to know he was the main character doesn't it?

Moving on.
>Get back home
>Ching Chong is still mad
>I know a way to make her happy
>Pis is related

>Afterwards I got close to her and whispered in he ear
>"Now that was pod racing"
>Then she started hitting me