So next month is Ching Chong's birthday, it's a week right after St. Patrick's day. What should I do? I've got to think of something good but right now I've got nothing. I could just ask her what she want's but I'd like to see what suggestions you guys come up with. I kind of want to impress her to thank her for that awesome valenntines day but I don't want to make it into some sort of competition. I'm thinking of it making it something small just the two of us, she'd like that. But no real specific ideas are coming to mind.
So yeah. Should probably have some good stories soon. Which will include but aren't limited to.
>Going to gamestop to buy Bioware's new dating simulator
>Ching Chong acting as the designated driver while I participate in the rituals of my people
>Then her birthday
Rough sex.
ReplyDeleteThat's a given though.
DeleteYeah, but like. Super rough sex. The kind of sex that bruises, man. That's what I'd want for my birthday.
DeleteShe obviously means a lot to you, why don't you give something that's always been close to you like a toy from your childhood or a picture or something, tell her why it means so much to you and then some story about "how you always want to be together" and link them together. Bitches go soppy for that kind of thing, mang.
Dude what. You have a whole month, calm your tits.
ReplyDeleteBesides that remark, I really have no idea. Oh, wait! Because she took you to Phantom fucking Menace, take her out for dinner somewhere really nice, and then take her to a REALLY shitty movie, like Ghost Rider 2 or something.
It will be glorious.
Damn it Vyro update your blog, surely she's done her practical joke by now.
DeleteOr we could watch something that doesn't have Nicholas Cage in it.
DeleteNow where's the fun in that?
DeleteYou should dress up in Kim Jong Il cosplay and let submit yourself to her as her slave. Every time she does something that makes you angry shout out "SHAMFUR DISPLAY!" I'm sure she will love the role reversal of the glorious leader.
ReplyDeleteOn a serious note, consider looking into traditional Korean food and customs and try to give her a bit of her home country in your home. I tried this and all the bitches love it.
>"On a serious note, consider looking into traditional Korean food and customs and try to give her a bit of her home country in your home."
DeleteI second this.
>On a serious note, consider looking into traditional Korean food and customs and try to give her a bit of her home country in your home.
DeleteShit I wish I could cook better. But this is too good of an idea to pass up.
Offer to brush her teeth.
ReplyDeleteSeriously.
Everyday until she likes it?
DeleteIs that a reference to a chan story? I recall something similar...
DeleteThis one, to be specific:
Deletehttp://pastebin.com/Gt47E4Nr
And the idea for that in turn was inspired by a scene from a light novel which was recently animated:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jY7BLQVMc
Get her a camera first off. Second wake up earlier then her and make her favorite breakfast if you can and let her eat it bed.
ReplyDeleteConsidering your other posts (One of her Christmas gifts and her raging at the idea of you both never meeting) why don't you buy her a photo album and then decorate it, put it together with all your pictures and when she's done with breakfast tell her you have something to show her. After she's done look at all of it tell her you can't wait to add to it in the years to come, watch the waterworks come and then give her the camera.
Brilliant.
DeleteActually, there was a manga like this, except the girl took it a step further
Deletehttp://www.batoto.net/read/_/68760/koharu-no-hibi_v3_ch13_by_pinoymanga-scans/26
http://www.batoto.net/read/_/68760/koharu-no-hibi_v3_ch13_by_pinoymanga-scans/27
Chapter 20 when?
DeleteThat manga. That girl...
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnCwfdc9LfY