It was an awesome movie. If you guys haven't seen it you stop reading this head to your local movie theater, sneak in the back entrance, and watch it. Do it faggots. I'm going to try not to give away any spoilers but I've got to say that David is the best character.
Moving on. Noomi Rapace's character is sterile and there's a scene where she's talking to her boyfriend about it and starts crying. Ching Chong did not understand that scene at all, she even leaned over and asked why she was crying. Try as I might I couldn't. Anyway, as you see from the trailers Rapeface get's infected later on in the movie and cut's it out. In this violent cesarean section scene she has a medical pod cut her open with little to no anesthetic and pull out a horrible squid baby. Ching Chong's face when.
Also one of two of you asked me to show Ching Chong adventure time so she could translate what the rainbow unicorn was saying. Well anyways I showed her an episode and apparently shes "lewd", although I think a better word would be kinky. Because she likes it when the dog bites her.
Finally sometime next month my birthday comes up. I should probably go prepare my body.
Happy Bday, mine is next month too! And I too have a crazy girlfriend! We have odd things in common... But I wanted to bring something up that is completely unrelated, but occurred to me a little while ago about you and chingchong, when I was thinking about my own relationship. My GF is a bit older than me(the way I've always liked it) But anyway, shes not that far away from 30, and is suddenly wanting children. She's ok to wait a few years for me, but do you ever wonder if chingchong will go through this? I know you both say you don't want kids , but I've met plenty of women that have reached an age and genetics kick in, and they want to make babies... How do you think you'll deal with it if it happens.
ReplyDeleteAn older woman? Ara Ara anon.
DeleteWell if or when that happens hopefully both me and Ching Chong will have matured more and will be ready for kids.
She likes it when the dog bites her? Ha, thanks for asking her what Raincorn said. Also, who is she calling lewd? After everything the two of you have done, and will do. Has she bought cat ears for you yet? Also, what would the two of you do if she did accidentally get pregnant?
ReplyDeleteShe'd probably say it's different because pure love or something.
DeleteNo, no meow mix.
Well if she were to find out tomorrow? Probably reenact the scene from the movie.
Fuck yea, Prometheus! I'm really happy to see good SF movies. But it does have some minor plot flaws and IMO tries a little to hard with the whole "Hey guys, this is almost but not quite like Alien! NIFTY, HUH?"
ReplyDeleteJust wondering what you guys are studying to be, like what do you guys plan on doing after college?
ReplyDeleteI'm aiming to be a probation officer, Ching Chong is going to go into statistics.
Delete>probation officer
DeleteSo you ARE a sado-masochist.
Dohohoho is funny because it's true.
DeleteDunno if this has been posted before or is inapropriate. If it is, just say so, but what's Ching Chongs position on blowjobs? Does she do em? Like em? Spit or swallow?
ReplyDeleteI'm not that big of a fan of them and she's pretty meh on them. Ask yourself this anon, would you want to swallow a mixture of sperm, amino acids, citrate, enzymes, flavins, fructose, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandins, acid phosphatase, citric acid, fibrinolysin, prostate specific antigen, proteolytic enzymes, zinc, sialic acid, galactose, and mucus?
DeleteAlso expect a post sometime tomorrow.
Delete>would you want to swallow a mixture of sperm, amino acids, citrate, enzymes, flavins, fructose, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandins, acid phosphatase, citric acid, fibrinolysin, prostate specific antigen, proteolytic enzymes, zinc, sialic acid, galactose, and mucus?
DeleteSome people do, which is why I asked.
I'd love for this blog to post more.
ReplyDeleteI'm a pretty sad person, and whenever this blog updates I smile.
Even if you post just little, unimportant things, it'd be great.