Monday, December 10, 2012

Fever. All day and all night

We take off for my parents home and get there okay day before thanksgiving. Things are going good talking to parents just telling them how things are going getting settled in for the weekend exc. Well anyways somehow Ching Chong brings up sleeping accommodations  Now you may or may not remember that last year Ching Chong and I slept in different rooms. She in my old room, and me on the couch in the living room. But things have changed from last year, in that Ching Chong has become more, shall we say accustomed to sharing the same bed as me. Now my mother is a fairly religious woman, and thus like most LDS woman doesn't want their sons having sex before marriage and usually look down on cohabitation before marriage. Now my mother hasn't voiced any criticism of us living together but she didn't want us sleeping in the same bed while under her roof because of reasons. Well Ching Chong wasn't up for that this year. Not because she wanted to engage in sexual congress, well she might have, but that wasn't the desire she was acting on. No she just wanted to sleep in the same bed as me. So she begged my mother to share the bed with me. Now by beg I mean actual begging, with the puppy eyes and everything.

Suffice to say my mother could not say no.

Other than that Thanksgiving was relatevely uneventful. We saw the film Lincoln. It was pretty great. The Union forever, Hurrah boys, hurrah! Down with the traitor, up with the star! America fuck yeah! Eh moving on from my love for the Union.

We came home and things were pretty calm. At least for awhile. You see Ching Chong decided to get revenge for that tickle session I performed on her. I was just laying on the couch when all of the sudden Ching Chong sits on my butt and grabs my feet. Then she starts tickling them with her tongue. I try to reach back to pull her away but I can't get a good grip on her. So I do the only thing I can think of. I yell out "No, not in my foot pussy". This only egged her on though as she attempted to bring me to climax by stimulation of my feet. It didn't work, but not for lack of trying. I was only able to get her to relent by telling her that if she let me go we would do something really fun. She accepted my term, not knowing what they actually entailed.


I'm not sure when she's going to extract revenge for that.

I think Ching Chong still has some lasting regret that she wasn't my first though. Why do you ask this? Because she's shown me some short stories she's been writing. And well, pic related.



They're all crime stories about women being raped, killed, tortured, maimed, exc. And the physical descriptions of them tend to match those of my ex's. Though she hasn't contacted them or tried to locate them or anything. So as long as she just keeps this on paper it's an acceptable outlet. No I'm not going to post them.

18 comments:

  1. Wait what does any of that have to do with fevers?

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    1. Yellow fever obviously. And did you engage in sexual congress?

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    2. Not knowing the lyrics to a Judas Priest song, you have failed as human being.

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  2. I think we all remember the last time a crazy girl wrote about her violent fantasies, don't we?

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    1. Ching Chong might be every bit as crazy as Kitten, but unlike Kitten, she doesn't appear to be an idiot.

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    2. I was going to make a post reading approximately like: "POST THEM! DO IT FAGGOT!"
      But I think we all also remember what happened the last time the violent fantasies from a crazy girl were posted online.

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  3. Wait, I thought you were a Reb?

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    1. Nope union man all the way. Why would you think I'm a traitor?

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    2. Never mind, I think I mixed up you saying something about butthurt Southerners being mad at you for talking negatively about the post Reconstruction South, now I remember properly. Also, what the hell are you doing in the South as a Yank?

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    3. Well technically I'm the South West portion of the states. There weren't too many battles fought this far west of the Mississippi river. I was actually surprised there was any support or sympathy for the rebs in that class. Also everyone south of the Mason-Dixon line was a traitor, there were a number of Southern Unionists, especially in places like Eastern Tennessee and other areas where slavery was less practiced.

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  4. Was your man-hating niece there this year?

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    1. Yeah she was there. Didn't really say or do much though. Not that I'm complaining.

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  5. How was your apocalypse?

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  6. Merry Christmas to you and Ching Chong, I hope she rapes you a lot.

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  7. Anyone know what anime the second picture ("play games and watch anime? I thought we were going to fuck") is from? She is wearing a collar and I HNNGG

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  8. Pretty sure that's from Chuunibyuo.

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  9. Waiting for post new-years post.

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