Suffice to say my mother could not say no.
Other than that Thanksgiving was relatevely uneventful. We saw the film Lincoln. It was pretty great. The Union forever, Hurrah boys, hurrah! Down with the traitor, up with the star! America fuck yeah! Eh moving on from my love for the Union.
We came home and things were pretty calm. At least for
awhile. You see Ching Chong decided to get revenge for that tickle session I
performed on her. I was just laying on the couch when all of the sudden Ching
Chong sits on my butt and grabs my feet. Then she starts tickling them with
her tongue. I try to reach back to pull her away but I can't get a good grip on
her. So I do the only thing I can think of. I yell out "No, not in my foot
pussy". This only egged her on though as she attempted to bring me to
climax by stimulation of my feet. It didn't work, but not for lack of trying. I
was only able to get her to relent by telling her that if she let me go we
would do something really fun. She accepted my term, not knowing what they
actually entailed.
I'm not sure when she's going to extract revenge for that.
I think Ching Chong still has some lasting regret that she
wasn't my first though. Why do you ask this? Because she's shown me some short
stories she's been writing. And well, pic related.
They're all crime stories about women being raped, killed,
tortured, maimed, exc. And the physical descriptions of them tend to match
those of my ex's. Though she hasn't contacted them or tried to locate them or
anything. So as long as she just keeps this on paper it's an acceptable outlet.
No I'm not going to post them.
Wait what does any of that have to do with fevers?
ReplyDeleteYellow fever obviously. And did you engage in sexual congress?
DeleteNot knowing the lyrics to a Judas Priest song, you have failed as human being.
DeleteI think we all remember the last time a crazy girl wrote about her violent fantasies, don't we?
ReplyDeleteChing Chong might be every bit as crazy as Kitten, but unlike Kitten, she doesn't appear to be an idiot.
DeleteI was going to make a post reading approximately like: "POST THEM! DO IT FAGGOT!"
DeleteBut I think we all also remember what happened the last time the violent fantasies from a crazy girl were posted online.
Wait, I thought you were a Reb?
ReplyDeleteNope union man all the way. Why would you think I'm a traitor?
DeleteNever mind, I think I mixed up you saying something about butthurt Southerners being mad at you for talking negatively about the post Reconstruction South, now I remember properly. Also, what the hell are you doing in the South as a Yank?
DeleteWell technically I'm the South West portion of the states. There weren't too many battles fought this far west of the Mississippi river. I was actually surprised there was any support or sympathy for the rebs in that class. Also everyone south of the Mason-Dixon line was a traitor, there were a number of Southern Unionists, especially in places like Eastern Tennessee and other areas where slavery was less practiced.
Delete*wasn't
DeleteWas your man-hating niece there this year?
ReplyDeleteYeah she was there. Didn't really say or do much though. Not that I'm complaining.
DeleteHow was your apocalypse?
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you and Ching Chong, I hope she rapes you a lot.
ReplyDeleteAnyone know what anime the second picture ("play games and watch anime? I thought we were going to fuck") is from? She is wearing a collar and I HNNGG
ReplyDeletePretty sure that's from Chuunibyuo.
ReplyDeleteWaiting for post new-years post.
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