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So guys I took Ching Chong to a sexual novelty store (is that what they call them?). Why you ask? To try and get her a Halloween costume of course. Allow me to explain after reading your advice I got the idea to have her dress up as spider man for Halloween. Then I realized having her dress up as a slutty spider man would be even better. So I told her we we're going to a "specialty" store to get her a Halloween costume. Sure she'll only be wearing it to hand out candy to kids and drunken twenty somethings but it's her first Halloween and she should have a costume.

So I drove her down to the store. The place from the outside doesn't fit the stereotype you would associate with such a place. The name of the store had nothing to do with sex and the outside was very plain with just a blue and white paint job. Which meant Ching Chong didn't suspect a thing. Well we come in and they have this sort of, it's not really a room, more like an enclove or whatever. I suspect it's in case someone guy wanders into the store accidentally that he doesn't get an eyeful of dildos. Well we strolled through and entered the main part of the store. Which gave Ching Chong an eyeful of dildos. Her face when she realized where we were.

She was very surprised to say the least but was too shocked to express any other emotion than surprise. Sadly though they did not have a slutty spider man costume. Surprisingly they did have a top gun costume. Just let the implication sink into your mind there. But since we we're there I and a still shocked Ching Chong decide to look around the store. There were some very interesting porno dvds. Like a spider man porno, a hulk porno, a porno centered around female pubic hair, a porno about father-daughter incest via anal sex, and a gang bang porno. The gang bang porno had a picture of a blue eyed, blond haired woman surrounded by several black men. I found it funny. Ching Chong still had her shock face on. There were some very interesting dildos there. There was of course dragon dildos but there many others I had not seen before. There was actually one that was as big as my arm. Also there was a Barack Obama blow up doll, it was right next to the fat woman blow up doll. I'm not sure if that means anything.

Well anyways we left the store and drove off in the car. We didn't buy anything which I'm kind of regretting. Moving on though, as I was driving us to a party city (had to settle for a non slutty spider man costume) Ching Chong turned to me. The look of shock had been replaced with one of curiosity, she asked me, "Anon how hard is it to open one of those stores?" I told her that it probably pretty hard since you'd not only have to go through the regular difficulties of opening a business but also jump through the flaming hoops held by moralfags. She just said "oh" and looked sad and dejected. I think I killed a dream there.Because of me you will never know the joy of buying a double headed dragon dildo from Ching Chong's exotic emporium.

So yeah sad story. I'll cheer you guys up with another story though.

So I was taking a shower like normal. Washing my hair and just enjoying the water. Well then I hear something behind me and open my eyes. I notice Ching Chong has climbed into the shower with me. We are both naked and I'm staring at her. She looked right back at me with a look of pleasure on her face.

I ask her what's she doing here. That look still on her face she tells me she's her to wash me. She says that it's a favor and couples do each other favors. My penis was now fully erect as she began to scrub my body with a wash cloth. She took her time with each part of my body. Carefully scrubbing the entire area before moving on to the next. Eventually she came to my genitals. She started with my scrotum and testicles before starting to clean my penis. As she was giving what was probably the cleanest hand job in my life I came. She looked in my face and told me now I owed her a favor. I went to grab the wash cloth she had dropped to the floor but she told me no. That is was now dirty, I looked and saw that it was indeed covered with my semen. She then told me I'd have to use my tongue to clean her body. So I did as she instructed and began to lick parts of her body. Slowly going down her body until reaching her genital area. Then I began to perform Cunnilingus. This more difficult to do then I had anticipated as she was standing and it was quite hard to reach her clitoris. When she did orgasm she nearly lost her balance but somehow managed to keep it.

Which is why we haven't performed anymore sexual acts in the bathroom since then. Because it's fairly dangerous. Everything is wet and slippery and it is quite easy to fall down. In fact in North America 200 people die each year from performing sexual acts in their bathrooms. Aside from that though did you enjoy the story? My high school English teachers all told me I'm horrible at writing the sex scene. But it's a lost art anyways so it can't be helped I guess. I'll write more sex stories later but i just want some feedback.