Thursday, January 26, 2012

General Q&A thread

Considering the success of the V-man's Q&A thread (yes I slightly jelly) I figured I would make my own. Though keep in mind I might not know the answers to some of your questions. Nerveless I will answer to the best of my ability.

78 comments:

  1. I'm not sure if you have mentioned it in your previous posts, but what is your ethnic background?

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  2. Wow that was quick. Also Irish-Dutch-Nordic. The Nordic is a whole mix of shit from northern Europe on my mother's line. Dutch comes from my paternal grandmother who's family came from Denmark. Grandfather's family came from Ireland. He was very Irish.

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    1. >Dutch
      >Denmark
      Huh?
      The Dutch are from Holland. Denmark is home to the Danes, who are Nords.

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  3. How good is she at blowjobs?

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  4. What if you bought a special pair of hats that had their tops connected by a long fancy string, so you and Ching-chong could wear them in public and it would be like your minds are always connected

    You know she'd love it

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  5. Pretty good but I don't really bother with blow jobs. I'd rather just go straight to vaginal sex. In fact I think I've proably performed oral on her more than she has on me.

    What?

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  6. Do you plan on trying anal?

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    1. Does SHE plan on trying anal? :P

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    2. Oh hi I'm anon and I'm obsessed with buttsex.

      On serious note I hope not. I don't think my anus would be able to handle the love.

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  7. Will you ever tell her about this blog? Would she expect you to falcon punch her if she ever got pregnant? Would you ever go ass to mouth?

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  8. When are you and Vyro gonna go on Wife Swap and see what kind of shenanigans will occur?

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  9. >wife swap
    Ching chong would kill Vyro and follow anon.


    Did you had sex in the kitchen after seeing her with only the apron you gave her? How many times she masturbate with your underwear per day? How is her relationship with her parents? Have you ever meet them? She fall in love with you only because you made eye contact for too long? All korean girls fall in love with guys who does eye contatct for too long?
    She has a friend as obsessive as her? If yes, can I meet her?

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  10. Can I borrow her for a day?

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  11. >Will you ever tell her about this blog?
    Probably not. Not after Nate got eaten by kitten.

    >Would she expect you to falcon punch her if she ever got pregnant?
    I'm thinking she'd proably try the clothes hanger method before she'd tell me.

    >Would you ever go ass to mouth?
    What is it with you and anuses?

    >Wife Swap
    That show sucks.

    >Did you had sex in the kitchen after seeing her with only the apron you gave her?
    No she just did that to bring me in close to her so she could hit with a spoon.

    >How many times she masturbate with your underwear per day?
    Twice I think. That's an average at least. Sometimes she does more or less. She might even do more when I'm not around.

    >How is her relationship with her parents?
    Not that great. She only calls them every two weeks or so. Even then the calls are pretty short and though I can't understand a thing she says, she speaks in a very monotone way.

    >Have you ever meet them?
    They live in Korea so no. Haven't talked to them over the phone ever. I'm not even sure if Ching Chong has told them about me. Which is fine with because from what she's told me about them her father is a grade A scumbag.

    >She fall in love with you only because you made eye contact for too long?
    That and I was nice to her I guess. It's weird but things have worked out okay so I'm not going to complain.

    >All korean girls fall in love with guys who does eye contatct for too long?
    No I don't believe so. Why do you ask?

    >She has a friend as obsessive as her?
    Ching Chong doesn't have friends.

    >Can I borrow her for a day?
    No. Don't be silly anon.

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  12. Have you ever thought of tying her to the bed and returning the favour?

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    1. You can't rape the willing. Ask her if she wants to try it. The worst that'll happen is you being tied to the bed instead, wearing kitten ears and a dildo with a tail in your ass. Meow mix meow mix please deliver!

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    2. Your mind, it will be blown away by your ignorance:

      http://h6img.com/p/3/plug-tail.jpg

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  13. How is she like with other people? Especially women? I'd imagine she's defensive right? Specifically, how does she mark her territory when they're around you? Does she just piss on you or does she have some sort of spray with her pheromones that she carries around?

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  14. >All korean girls fall in love with guys who does eye contatct for too long?
    >No I don't believe so. Why do you ask?

    I was thinking in getting a korean girl to myself.

    What is your work? What is her work? She ever get jealous of any co-worker of yours? Did she get any hobby or not yet? Do you goes to long walks with her? She likes to give you blowjobs (even if it's not often that you get them)? Did she wake up you with blowjobs or some other sex stuff? Do you lunch together? What's her favorite movie? What is her favorite anime? What is her favorite position in bed? Did she saw Mirai Nikki or you're not going to let her watch it? Did you ever think in a scape plan she goes crazy as kitten? Have you ever told her that if she kill someone you guys would be apart so that is not a great idea?

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  15. >mfw half of the comments on my blog are from that one post

    Anyway, on a slightly more related note, what is her #1 dumbass moment. The moment where she's been the ditziest person in all the land.

    There's gotta be ONE that sticks out as the worst.

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  16. What is the craziest thing that you think she would do for you.

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    1. Torture and kill people to find my whereabouts if kidnapped.

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  17. >How is she like with other people?
    She's actually pretty nervous around other people. She usually stays close by me often hanging onto one of my arms. She usually has me do the talking. It's cute. No one has really hit on me or ogled me so I haven't had too many problems with her publicly claiming. I mean what kind of person would try to go after someone who's got a girl literally clinging to them?

    >I was thinking in getting a korean girl to myself.
    Do it. Statistically they're less likely to commit adultery and retain their physical youth for longer periods of time.

    >What is your work?
    I work at a gas station right now but hopefully once I complete college I'll be able to get a job as an addiction counselor. Then I'll go from handing out lotto tickets to meth heads to scolding them for spending their money on meth and lotto tickets.

    >What is her work?
    Ching Chong doesn't have a job right now. She has more classes than I do and probably wouldn't be able to juggle those two things well. She's going to be a statistician.

    >She ever get jealous of any co-worker of yours?
    My co-workers are plebeian casuals I try not to associate with them if possible.

    >Did she get any hobby or not yet?
    She plays DCUO about once a week. Although I think she's growing bored of that. She's also been reading more but I'm not sure you could classify that as a hobby.

    >Do you goes to long walks with her?
    Every Friday morning

    >She likes to give you blowjobs (even if it's not often that you get them)?
    She's the one who's initiated them so I would suspect so.

    >Did she wake up you with blowjobs or some other sex stuff?
    Does kisses and jumping up and down on the bed count as sex stuff?

    >Do you lunch together?
    Sometimes yes.

    >What's her favorite movie?
    Empire strikes back

    >Her favorite anime
    I got her to watch Ika Musume and she liked it. She laughed at all the nautical squid puns.

    >What is her favorite position in bed?
    The one that gives the best tactical advantage.

    >Mirai Nikki
    Haven't had her watch that yet. It's on the very long backlog.

    >Escape plan
    Fake my death and live out a new life as Ernesto Gonzalez to work in the tourism industry in Yucatan.

    >Have you ever told her that if she kill someone you guys would be apart so that is not a great idea?
    I'd rather not try and bring up the concept of her killing someone.

    >Dumbass moment
    Well let's see there was that time she asked if I wanted a 9/11 cake. There was also this time where I gave a tossed her an orange to peel and eat. She wasn't paying attention and just bite into it. She claimed she thought it was an apple.

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  18. Where do you guys live? If you're ever in Atlanta, let me buy you a drink.

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  19. Do not show Mirai Nikki to her or you going to end like Nate.

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  20. >Where do we live
    Southwestern portion of the United States.

    >Do not show Mirai Nikki
    Understood

    >Has she read Anon and Kitten?
    Don't be silly Vyro. Her reading that would lead her back to this blog. Feels bad she won't be able to read the adorable stories.

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  21. have you tried to convince her that DEATH FANS aren't real?

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  22. What's the weirdest thing you two have done together sexually. Were you both virgins before you met? What was the time you came the hardest? How about her? Got any random HGGGGNNNNNNN moments? Also, I asked Vyro, but what were some shenanigan moments before you two met?

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  23. It turns out Ching-Chong Jr. is pretty normal.
    She's a chinese girl raised in India that's studying mechanical engineering. She's not that weird, but she does have a few hnnngggg stories. Oh well. C'est la vie.

    Question!
    What are some of Ching-Chong's cutest quirks?

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  24. You ought to show her the movie "Misery". You know, by Stephen King.

    I'm sure she'd like it.

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  25. What if Ching-Chong....was blind?

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  26. What is her least favorite food?

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  27. >have you tried to convince her that DEATH FANS aren't real?
    Tried and failed anon.

    >Weirdest thing done sexually?
    One night she just started investigating my genitals. Just under the sheets, staring at them.

    >Were you both virgins before you met?
    I'm pretty sure she was but not me.

    >What was the time you came the hardest?
    One of the times I've been tied up. Fucking buckets.

    >How about her?
    Please don't make me say it.

    >Got any random HGGGGNNNNNNN moments?
    One time when we we're driving home she wanted to give me a hug but was worried I would get distracted and lose control of the car. So she just sat in the passenger seat fidgeting until we got home. Then she hugged me for entire lapse of time she was waiting.

    >Also, I asked Vyro, but what were some shenanigan moments before you two met?
    Oh I have a couple of those. Like this one time after marching-band practice I was putting away some of the freshman's instruments away and I decided to play a joke on them. I dipped all their reeds in Gaterade.

    >but she does have a few hnnngggg stories
    Well don't just leave us hanging you French bastard.

    >You ought to show her the movie "Misery"
    NOPE

    >What if Ching-Chong....was blind?
    Then she would have to learn how to adapt with the loss of one of her senses. It's not too hard to visualize is it?

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    1. DIPPED THEIR REEDS IN GATORADE!? You're a madman!

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    2. It needed to be done for the greater good.

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  28. Will you force her to watch The Wicker Man (Nic Cage version) if I ask really nicely?

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    1. But we're going to watch Robocop next.

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    2. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! THEY'RE IN MY ASS! MY ASS! RAAAAAAAAAHHEHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!

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    3. Then actually... Don't watch the wicker man.

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    4. Spoiler: What I said about the bees? That's legit lines from the movie.

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  29. Another movie reccomendation: Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
    I just want to know what her reaction to Jessica Rabbit would be.

    It'd be especially hilarious if you could convince her that the cartoons are actual living things.


    Questionwise: I know that she's kinda dense. We all know that. But is there any one subject that she has an inexplicably encyclopedia-like knowledge of?

    Like me - I'm a dumbass, I know waaaaaaaay too much about some of the stranger reproductive habits of the Animal Kingdom than I should. Example - ducks. Duck vaginas are Temples of Dooms, and duck dicks are swiss army knives.

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  30. But if I convince her that 2D is real she might not let me watch my Chinese cartoons anymore. Will probably still show her the movie though anyone. It's a good movie.

    Academically math. She's really good with numbers. I mean she's gotten A's in her calculus courses and she doesn't even study. Shit's insane. And as I've said before she's really taken an interest in Star Wars and I've caught her browsing the wookieepedia site a couple of times. Haven't given her a trivia test yet so I can't say how extensive her knowledge of it is yet.

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  31. Sort of a weird question (to ask and to answer), but would you say you're a good looking guy? It's just I can't really imagine your first encounter (as well as everything afterwards) going the way it did if she wasn't insanely physically attracted to you.

    Or maybe you're average 3DPD and that's just her type?

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  32. That's a very good question Rhonda. On the whole I'm pretty much a completely average looking guy. Nothing special at all. I mean my hair is somewhat reddish but other than that my appearance is pretty much completely forgettable. I don't think she went for hair though. Otherwise she probably would be the one cutting it instead of letting me go to a salon, so she could my hair in bags.

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    1. I guess you can thank your Irish 'roots' for that HUEHUEHUE

      Reason I ask is that there are lots of girls from various regions of Asia doing my course at uni, many of them that I've worked with I'm coming to find quite attractive/likeable, and I guess your story has motivated me to make something of this good fortune. So, to put it more bluntly... any tips on how to go about snitching that snatch? Eg. which aspects of your personality would you say she finds the most attractive?

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    2. >Implying every asian girl has the same taste in men
      >Implying you can use Ching Chong as an accurate representative for more normal asian girls

      >Implying you have a chance of success no matter what sort of advice you get

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    3. I deserved that, I don't know what's gotten into me. Sorry fellas.

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  33. So I know you don't plan on it. But if you asked her for anal, would she?

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  34. What's wrong with sticking it up her ass?

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  35. God dammit, more ass questions. Brace yourself, man.

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  36. >But if you asked her for anal, would she?
    Yes. She would cry afterwards though.
    >What's wrong with sticking it up her ass?
    It's not very hygienic to do so.

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  37. I'll keep this alive a little longer and ask something.

    Uhhhh... What is her opinion of the prevalence of sex in today's media?

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    1. She thinks that commercials are being designed by, in her words, "filthy whores" to cater to "pervert bastards". She doesn't care too much about sexual content in movies or television too much. She just doesn't understand what vacuums have to do with fucking. An odd question, mind if I ask why you choose it?

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    2. Meh, no reason. I just needed something to ask, so I came up with it on the spot, thinking it would be interesting.

      I DO facepalm when there's a commercial like that though. The way it's set up, I think it's gonna be for condoms or something, but it turns out to be a mayo commercial or something.

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    3. What does your girlfriend think of it?

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    4. She really couldn't care less about it in commercials or TV Shows, considering she uh... Can't see.

      She hates how nearly every song these days is about sex though. It's why she doesn't listen to most songs with lyrics.

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  38. Tell her to listen to Simon and Garfunkel Vyro.

    You too Ching.

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    1. She listens to old lyrical songs, just not today's rubbish. She hates the fuck out of LMFAO and Black Eyed Peas and shit like that.

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  39. Why does Ching not have any friends?

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    1. Because she doesn't talk much and spends all her free time with me or doing something related to me. Things like cooking, cleaning, masturbation, making dinner reservations for Valentines day.

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    2. My assumption.

      Inferiority Complex, leading to low self-esteem, since she has already low self-esteem any criticism or poor evaluation (even if it's only in her head) crushes her and slinks her into a deeper depression. Thus she avoids new people because she's afraid that they'll judge her negatively, and she feels safe with Ching so she sticks to comfort rather than sticking herself in a harmful situation

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  40. What did she do before she met you?
    It saddens me that she doesn't have friends.

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    1. Here in America she didn't really do too much before I came into the picture. I wonder sometimes if that's why she latched on to me, because I was the first one to spend time with her for any length of time. I think she might have had a small number of friends back in Korea but they drifted apart once she moved here I guess.

      It feels bad man.

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  41. >Yes. She would cry afterwards though.
    Because you hurt her, or because she didn't want to? Poor thing.

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    1. But I didn't have anal sex with her. I'd never make her do that.

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  42. Were you attracted to her initially?

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    1. I thought she was cute, but odd. Okay maybe cute is a little bit of an understatement but I wasn't consumed by lust or anything. I was actually a bit disturbed by the attention she gave me initially. I'm glad I got over that though.

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  43. What was your favorite childhood TV show?

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    1. Tough choice but I think I'm going to have to go with BTAS.

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    2. You made a good choice. I am proud.

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    3. Batmans eyes narrow...

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