Well that was a bit anti-climatic. I still have all my limbs.

When you have a unique girlfriend you start to ask yourself questions. Questions like what it would feel like if she chopped off your genitals, or tossed acid on your skin, or shot you in the spinal column. One question I never asked though was what she could do with pen, paper, and a little adhesive.

>I wake up to find that all I can see is yellow.
>She has put sticky notes over most of my body
>They all have the same words written on them
>"Property of Ching Chong"
>Eventually get them off of me
>Walk into the kitchen
>She is making breakfast wearing the apron I got for her
>Nothing but that apron
>This does not comply with health regulations
>Ching Chong spots me
>She tells me to come over
>Oh yeah kitchen sex time
>Nope
>Starts hitting with a big ass spoon
>Yeah she still mad
>Eventually though she stopped hitting me
>Said I was forgiven and handed we breakfast
>Everything went better than expected

I think the sex helped.

Also since Vyro is looking for a nickname thing for his girl I suggest Lily. Since they're fairly similar to one another.