Sorry I haven't posted lately guys. Things have been kind busy since me and Ching Chong are trying to study for finals. Keyword trying, because for me it was like

And on Ching Chong's end it was like.

Anyways after coitus we started watching Toradora! She refers to Ami as the blue haired bitch. 


Not sure what else to say. We'll we're going to see The Avengers on opening day on the 4th. So I'll probably write a post for that.

Ching Chong meets Mary Jane

So seeing as Ching Chong has never gotten high before I figured it would be hilarious if Ching Chong and I celebrated 420 with brownies.

>Immediately after she eats the brownie she asks if it's working yet
>She grows impatient
>Then the munchies start to set in for her

>I go to shitpost on /a/ while she chows down
>Eventually I stopped and went to get her.
>Soon as I came into eyesight of her she put down her food and started hugging me
>Telling me I was "pretty"
>Had me sit on the couch just so she could play with my hair
>Meanwhile I was giggling the whole time
>Kept calling my pretty
>Eventually started chewing on my hair
>I'm trying to stifle my laughter
>With a mouth full of my hair she says "Wuv uuu anon". 
>Would have nearly died from Hnngh there if she didn't start trying to undress me
>She was still chewing on my hair and she tried to lift my shirt above my head
>Meanwhile I'm laughing my ass off

There are no images on the internet that could capture that moment.

Generic anime: the pool episode

>So things have been going pretty good at the Ching Chong household nothing out of the ordinary. 
>Ching Chong decides to call up some of my friends to go swimming at one of the local pools
>Friends agree and I'm pleased by Ching Chong's apparent social initiative
>get to pool
>At first Ching Chong is like this

>But I eventually get her to come into the pool
>About halfway through she pulls me out to put more sun block on my back saying I'm getting red
>Has me lay on my stomach while she lays her hands on my back
>Makes sure to get every part of my back, especially lower back
>I mean really low
>She was trying to pull my shorts down to get at my ass
>Ask her what she's doing
>Awkwardly stops and tells me she's finished. 
>Go back to swimming
>Later when drying off talking to friend
>"Dude we should hang out more, let's take a trip to Vegas"
>I of course say no for obvious reasons

1. I'd have to bring Ching Chong along: Can you imagine me leaving her alone? Can you imagine me letting her leave her behind?
2. wedding chapels: Too big of a temptation for Ching Chong to drug and marry me
3. The house would kill us: I'd try and use Ching Chong's math skills to count the cards and we'd be found out and end up buried in the Mohave.

>He still keeps pestering me about it
>"Come on, it'll be fun, you know it"
>Decide I've had enough and tell him "dude I'm fucking busy"
>Ching Chong overhears and chimes in "but my name isn't busy"

>And then after the shock wears off they start laughing like jackals 
>Ching Chong still doesn't understand why it was so funny

Ching Chong's humor needs some work

So guy's I saw the toonami adult swim thing. It was awesome already sent my email telling them to bring it back.

Anyways night went like this.

>Learn Toonami is coming back for one night
>MFW

>Ching Chong is confused as to why I'm so excited for a one night block airing of Chinese cartoons
>Try to explain it to her but give up when I realize it would be as fruitless as trying to explain the pleasure of being cummed inside to a virgin
>A little bit dissapointed in the fact that this just the executives at CN dangling hope in front of us only take it away while shouting April fools
>Tell this to Ching Chong
>Ching Chong forgot it was April Fools day before I reminded her
>We keep watching 
>Anyways about half through Ching Chong tells me she's going to kill me and feed me to dogs
>What
>"April Fools"
>HFW

We need to work on her humor.

So yesterday was Ching Chong's birthday. Was pretty good.

>Realize I won't be able to wake up earlier than her without using an alarm which would wake her up
>Decide the only way to get around this is to not fall asleep at all.
>Stay awake all night
>Get out of bed before she get's up
>Make gaeran tost-u (essentially an egg sandwich with added cabbage and brown sugar)
>She wakes up about halfway through it
>Scared voice comes from the bedroom
>"Anon, where'd you go, Anon"?
>So she comes out of the bedroom and makes her way to the kitchen
>Looks around the corner
>She runs over to hug me
>"How come you're making breakfast anon"?
>"Cause it's your birthday"
>"You....you remembered my birthday"
>Intense hugging 


I somehow still managed to fuck up toast and it's a bit burnt
>She loves it anyways
>Afterwards I tell her it's time to brush her teeth 
>Everyday until you like it
>She likes it
>Want's it everyday, forever now
>Seriously HFW

Then later we went to for a hiking trip on a little mountain trail. Of course before we went there Ching Chong had to wear my clothes. And not just clothes from my closet. Nope she had get some that had a stronger scent, which meant pulling things out of my hamper. So the few people we passed by on the trail saw me and a short Korean girl in grimy wrinkled clothes.

Anyways we make it to the top of the trail right on time. The sun is slowly starting to slink down towards west. We sit and watch the sun slowly move out of sight. Stay there even after the sun has set. Watch the stars for a bit. Ching Chong says she sees a shooting star, probably more likely a plan but it's her birthday so whatever. I ask her if she wants to make a wish. She looks at me and tells me no, that I'm everything she could ever want.

Then we went home, and she got in one of her moods.

Oh also an anon drew this.

It's awesome man. I actually kind of want to hang it up on the wall. But that would require me to explain the whole blog to Ching Chong and well, that's a frightening aspect.

My head hurts

So I drank a lot last night. Head feels like somebody used it for drum practice. Ching Chong's out right now, getting me stuff to help with my hangover. I don't remember a whole lot from last night so some of this is from Ching Chong's testimony.

>Get to party
>I head straight for the Guinness
>Let me show you the traditions of my people
>Fuck yeah Ireland
>Declare myself king of Munster with Ching Chong as my queen
>More Guinness
>Start trying to sing Black Is the Color Of My True Love's Hair
>Ching Chong is really liking this
>Can't really remember the words anymore now
>Change to a different song
>"Too ra loo ra loo ra loo, they're looking for monkeys up in the zoo. If I had a face like you, I'd join the British army. "
>Ching Chong doesn't care for my renditions of Irish rebel songs
>Eventually decides I've had too much to drink and that it's time to go home
>Drags me back to the car
>It's raining
>I for some reason tried to get her to dance in the rain with me
>Just end up falling on my ass and getting myself soaked
>Fall asleep once I get home
>She has to take off my wet clothes
>I wake up today with nothing but a blanket covering me and Ching Chong nuzzled up against me
>HFW she is recalling the events of last night to me

> Not sure if she raped me or not

End of Rine

So me and Ching Chong bought Mass Effect 3. Yes buying it, from gamestop, with money, that was ours, that was acquired by the process of wage labor. I'm not proud of it but there it is.

>Walk into gamestop
>Pick up a copy of ME3
>A line has formed in front of the counter
>Take our place in line
>There is a small child in front of us
>He notices the package
>Asks us if we're sure we want that
>What
>"You  can take the blue dialogue option, you go back to Earth. You believe....whatever you want to believe.

> Or you take the red dialogue option.....and I'll show you how deep the butthurt goes..."

>Then he took out a tooth brush and stabbed me in the head and killed me

>It was then Ching Chong realized the kid was actually a bloody Krogan Warlord

>She pulled out Jessi and started shooting.

>The Krogan took cover behind the counter and the other customers ran for cover

>Most of them tripped over their capes and burst into treats

>Others started bleeding out spagetthi when the automated cheese defense system started shooting lasers at them

>As Ching Chong is firing away at the Krogan's cover one of her bullets hits one of the containers for PS3 games, which was actually a cover for black market high grade explosives

>They went off and brought the entire place down on their heads

>Ching Chong was the only one to make it out alive

No but we did buy it from gamestop, the purchase was rather uneventful. 

My general opinion of the game so far

Ching Chong is still holding out hope though. She put a lot of effort into creating the perfect save for it. Cut into her masturbation time quite a bit. We did however come up with a general consensus for a species tier. 

>Glorious master race: Geth

>Bro tier: Krogan and Turians

>Adequate tier: Humand and Salarians

>Too small of a population size to judge tier: Drell, Yahg, and Rachni 

>Usless merchants tier: Elcor and Volus

>Big stupid jellyfish tier: Hanar

>Space gypsies tier: Quarians

>How are these guys still alive tier: Batarians and Vorcha

>Bitch whore slut tier: Asari

>Full retard tier: Reapers

Also Tali's face is horrible it made Ching Chong cry.